Derping

Coughing while at the same time being scared

I was Derping

by BobbyPink December 3, 2020

Derpentine's Day

The day before valentines day when its all awkward and you have no idea what to do. Named for Saint Derpentine, who lives in Derps everywhere.

Guy 1: What are you getting Shelly for Valentine's?
Guy 2: I dunno dude, its gonna be a loooong Derpentine's Day...

by Rutabega234 March 28, 2012

derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

"During the year 2020, a lot of us were derping."

by tophfan December 3, 2020

Derpotoligist

(1) one who studies people that derp. (2) an insult to people who derps alot.

(1) Man 1: I get paid 500 dollars a day... to watch, study, and take notes on people doing stupid, stupid things. and just genrally...derping! thats why they call me a Derpotoligist.

(2) Man 1: derpety-derpety-derp! derp derp derp.
Man 2: Dude! that guys a frikkin derpotoligist!

by Blubbernug July 25, 2010

Deron

Deron is the type of fellow who always has beautiful women around him. Why wouldn't he? He's a modern day James Dean who pours affection very honestly. He's so secure about himself girls know his flattery isn't a matter of trying to score. He just admires your beauty.

DERON IS A LADIES MAN.

by Point Zero 5 July 9, 2017

Derpenstein

A person, usually male, that goes around annoying friends, family, colleagues, etc. This person is socially inept and has a very slow thought process. Although most of them excel in studies, they seem to lack the basic intelligence required for a constructive conversation. This person can also be clingy and want to include themselves on anything you do/like. If you encounter this person, it's best to run away.

Chase: "Hey bruh, wanna go smoke a cigarette? I like cigarettes because you like to smoke them!"

Me: " No Chase, I don't have anymore .."

Chase: "Cmon bruh lets go smoke bruh.'

Me: "Shut-up you fucking Derpenstein!"

by Wolfgang7990 September 14, 2011

derping around

1. Verb - Aimlessly wandering when you could have been doing something useful.

1. Derp: Hey man, what were u doing in the market?
Herp: Nothing man. I was just derping around.

2. Mom: Stop derping around on Facebook and study.
Son: Shut up, woman.
Mom: WHAT DID U SAY??? Herp derp.. blah blah.. blah blah.... No XBox for a week.

Son: Okay...

by gunslingerpro January 23, 2012