Derping

To be scared and coughing at the same time

Wow, I was derping so hard when I watched that horror movie last night

by PixelatedKiwi December 3, 2020

derpiness

'derpiness' - noun.

The act of being stupid / silly but generally in an inoffensive way.

Sorry for my derpiness. I wasn't thinking properly!

His derpiness is off the chain today.

Your derpiness is making me laugh.

by squigglers January 12, 2016

Derping

To be scared and coughing

"Kevin was totally derping"

by DingyDob December 3, 2020

Derping

Scared and coughing.

"I heard some noise from the other room, are you okay"
"Yes, sorry, I was watching a horror movie and my popcorn got stuck in my throat, so I starting derping."

by Sneak T. December 3, 2020

derping hour

The time of night when your thoughts and actions are full of derp.

You forgot what color shirt you were wearing? Must be the derping hour.

by trilbydork August 2, 2012

Derpyness

The quality of being derpy (i.e. ridiculous, silly, awkward)

noun

A lot of people like pugs and think they are cute because of their derpyness, but most people aren't aware of the breathing problems that pugs and other similar flat-nosed dogs suffer from as a result of negative mutations resulting from decades of selective breeding.

by niconiconiconi February 2, 2019

Derping Out

A verb to describe the action of somebody or something that is acting in a manor that would cause somebody to think that they are mentally handicapped.

When Iryna fell on the floor and started laughing uncontrollably for absolutely no reason, Ryan and Matt mutually agreed that she was derping out.

by NotBigSurprise April 15, 2011