The heat rash occurring on the ventral portion of the thigh after Mac Book Pro users spend more than 15 minutes seated with the computer on their lap.
When John's friend noted the skin discoloration caused the by the overheated Mac Book Pro, John supplied the diagnosis: "Dermatitis MacBookensis. Soon as I finish this paragraph, we can turn it over and make quesadillas."
by Pancho Doll March 5, 2007
Get the Dermatitis MacBookensis mug.Epidermal abrasions and/or inflammation, caused by contact to cement or asphalt at sub-terminal velocities.
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Move as quickly as possible... then hit the ground.
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by schimschone March 11, 2005
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a really stupid way to say that you're sunburned.
by aoeyirstln June 29, 2011
Get the actinic dermatitis mug.A disease that causes a person to be unable to not say derp (or herp ) for more than 24 hours, ranging in severity from one per day to one per sentence to "derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp...".
Person 1: Did you hear? Bob suffers from severe derpitis. Derp!
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Person 1: Derp.
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Person 1: Derp.
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Get the herpatitis mug.It is a fatal form of herpes, hepatitus, and gonorrhea that cum dumpster bitches carry and spread to poor bastards who think they are getting lucky. After contact with herpatitisrhea it will most likely burn when you pee, you will feel abdominal pain, everything will itch especially your balls, you might obtain some scabs, and your penis will probably fall off. Yep and that's what you get for fucking nasty bitches. Sketchikan is the most populated by herpatitisrhea.
"I think that girl from Sketchikan gave me herpatitisrhea cause I almost scratched my balls off and I have scabs. I'm scared."
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