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Herk Ma Derk

Herk Ma Derk is code word for jerking off. Teachers won't understand what your saying and is perfect for the in class handy.
Hey could you Herk Ma Derk quick while the teacher isn't looking?
by Fapper2000 May 13, 2014
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Elon Derangement Syndrome

EDS, also known as Elon Derangement Syndrome, is a variant of TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome.

This new variant started rapidly-spreading mainly on Twitter around April of 2022, when Elon Musk became partial owner of the company Twitter and all the blue check marks are losing their minds over it.
Why is there so much hate for Elon Musk right now?

The Liberals are suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome. They think he's going to take over Twitter and "radicalize" it when it's already a Cesspool of censorship and hate.

wtf?

ikr?
by Odd_James April 14, 2022
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derka derkastan

a generic country in the middle east according to team america world police
guy 1 - where are all the terrorists from?

guy 2 - derka derkastan of course!
by Oh Derka Derka Derka May 11, 2006
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faith-derangement syndrome

A mental illness marked by:

- belief in obviously absurd tales written by unknown authors detailing the origins of the universe and life on earth;

- a maniacal need to convince the gullible that these stories are true, often in schools and via the media;

- demanding adherence to a select handful of the "rules" in these ancient texts, even when many of the rules are patently absurd;

- the belief that an all-knowing, all-powerful little old man in the sky shows his love for us through widespread calamities, starvation, disease and suffering, along with the possibility of eternal torment if you don't love him back;

- belief that this all-knowing, all-powerful being will do whatever you ask him to do (apparently no one has ever asked for an end to calamities, starvation, disease and suffering).

Sufferers may also experience inappropriate feelings of righteousness and/or displeasure, and display strong hatred toward those who doubt the little old man in the sky has commanded them to love each other, not eat lobster, murder gay men and not work on Saturday, er, um, Sunday.
"Justice Scalia clearly suffers from faith-derangement syndrome. What we need is for the Notorious R.B.G. (Ruth Bader Ginsburg) to go midevil on his ass."
by Lomits October 14, 2018
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derka derb

dur-ka dur-b a really redneck way of saying "they took my job" or "they took your job" usually starting as normal and as each person starts saying it over and over until it becomes derka derb

originally from the show south park where a bunch of people from the future started taking everyones job so they all started having butt sex so there couldnt be any future
person 1-Dude I heard what just happened.
person 2-I know they took my job.
random person 3-Dey took yur joob.
person 1-Der took gur dob.
person 2-derka derb.
by derkaderb420 May 14, 2011
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Derkhead

Means The Same As Dickhead: An Idiot, stupid, plum. But Is Said In A Much Cooler Way.
Shut Up Ben U Fucking Derkhead
by Andreas_92 November 8, 2007
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dern sure

"Dern sure" is a word used by a crazy man the loves cats and says "what the brown","OH MY MEOW",or simply just "meow", "Dern sure" is used when you are very sure of something. this mans name is jordan others call him hordan but he is better know as Kootra. Kootra is a youtube video game commentator and leader if "The Creatures" he Dern sure is funny.
He Dern sure is a heavy !
by Whatthebrown July 24, 2014
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