DERANGED DICK

A DICK THAT'S JUST THE OBJECT OF SOME HORNY BASTARD,WHO WIL FUCK ANYTHING, AT ANY TIME IRREGARDLESS OF HOW IT SMELLS, WHAT IT WEARS, HOW HARD AND STANKY IT SWEATS, OR HOW OFFENSIVE IT IS

YOU DERANGED DICK!! YOU WENT N FUCKED THAT CHICKEN,,WTF?

OKAY,,OKAY SO I HAVE A DRENAGED DICK,, AND YEAH,, IT DONT HAVE A NOSE,, SO IT DONT CARE WHO THE PUSSY SMELLS,, MY DERANGED DICK JUST FUCKS IT,, BOING!!

HEY THAT DUDE'S GOT DERANGED DICK,, HE WAS IN THAT FAT GUNT, AND THEN THE SKINNY SKANK, AND THEN HIS OWN MOUTH,, WHAT A FUCKING DERANGED DICK!!!!!!!

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

deranged rabbit

the act of hanging you nutsack out your fly, inverting your pockets, and jumping around....like a deranged rabbit would

Christmas mass took a bizarre turn when, upon completion of the homily, the priest performed a deranged rabbit in front of the congregation.

by Edly August 30, 2006

Mentally deranged

unable to behave and think normally, especially because of mental illness
mentally deranged
a deranged attacker
At first I thought he was deranged.
The plan seemed to be the product of a deranged mind.

You Mentally deranged i had your back.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 1, 2019

deranged

An incoherent mental (and often physical) state, generally attributed to staying up all night eating treats (see: ecstasy) and/or various other substances, and often finished off with smoking copious amounts of weed.

I double dropped earlier and am now completely deranged.

by Kangaroo11 December 22, 2009

deranged

this website;

urban dictionary is deranged

(due to all the weird, strange sexual things that are on here)

by Squat Cobbler July 28, 2018

DeAndred

A term often used when playing call of duty. When a player uses a sniper and kills an enemy player within 0.2 nanoseconds of aiming in and has a gold tundra

Damn I really just got DeAndred

HOW did he even DeAndred me
This guy came from the back and DeAndred me

by Arceas55 January 21, 2021

derangedmitskiaddict

(previously catboy_epicurus)

a niche underground internet micro-celebrity, a girlboss who wears baggy clothing not in a billie eilish way, but in a hyper-attentive anti-social nihilistic modernist absurdist trendsetter trailblazer way

loved by all of her followers (not really) (wait no i meant yes really) (help she has a gun to my head)

i was pegged by derangedmitskiaddict last night, it was amazing

by junetheradical July 20, 2021