Deprestion

An illness that develops from losing too many games at competitive shooters. One suffering from this illness may present certain symptoms like Arthritis and hallucinations featuring ducks in your peripheral vision.

Jonathan has Deprestion

by DuckyBoy123 June 6, 2018

Depreston

When a person name Preston makes you sad

My friend Preston made me depreston

by M.jacob February 16, 2020

Deprestabate

Matsterbating when depressed to make yourself happier

I'm gonna go Deprestabate

by That guy that made that thing December 31, 2019

depreston

An extremely dry, boring, person.

Well,I feel like crap. Had to listen to Depreston today.

by rhinomobile December 26, 2013

Derpiest

Noun: A word used to explain a situation as being extremely out of the ordinary.

my PC is probably the Derpiest computers ever.

by Gamerdude31 June 26, 2010

depresterbating

When you are sad as fuck and the only option is to play with yourself.

Young William broke up with Lindsay. She was so sad she spent the next day in bed crying and depresterbating.

by Nasty Nate & Heidi Ho September 17, 2017

depriety

Emotional state of depression and anxiety.

My depriety is so high this morning that I don't want to get out of bed.

by funwithrichard October 9, 2021