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sweat depreciation

home improvement projects completed during a depreciating real estate market
I completed the patio project and gained some sweat depreciation.
by 1SmartBlonde July 2, 2009
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Rhombic Theory of Rizz Deprecation

A theory written by Rhombicosidodecahedron stating that:

If one is to attempt to obtain an addition of rizz to a current value of rizz, which is an addition of great magnitude within a time period of minuscule duration, he shall retain his current rizz and shall not gain any but an addition of magnitude whose value shall be lowered, while also becoming subject to ridicule and chastisement which shall cause the deprecation of the magnitude of the intended addition of rizz.
Bob: Imma come to school tomorrow with some gucci clothes and a new rizzful haircut and also some white shiny teeth and cologne and imma get all them girls
Joe: that's too sudden of a change. You should follow the Rhombic Theory of Rizz Deprecation which essentially says if you try to make such a sudden and dramatic increase in your rizz you will look bad
Bob: that's a shame
by Rhombicosidodecahedron September 3, 2023
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deprection

an unavoidable erection during extreme sadness
my cat just died and all i could do was cry. a girl i knew came over to comfort me and kept rubbing my cock. i couldn't help but get a deprection.
by Matt Parker (parkman47) June 25, 2010
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self-deprecation

Modesty abducted and bound to a pedestal.
I am the king of self-deprecation.
by Master of Disater July 15, 2003
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Deprection

n. The feeling of horniness coupled by a severe wave of depression. Related to Sexual Frustration, but with more loneliness and sadness. Often ends with drunken masturbation.
I just remembered this really hot sex I had with my ex. I really wanted to fuck somebody, but was simultaneously crushed by the feeling that I might never have sex again, and will never be close to anyone, and will die alone. Huuuuge deprection.
by Soterios Johnson November 29, 2012
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Deprection

When you are depressed from how horny you are.
I heard Johnny been so horny that he now has deprection.
by Killme.com June 5, 2020
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depressitions

when your really sad that you can’t even spell correctly.
hi… i’m really depressitions…
wow really?
by pyroabyssmage August 5, 2021
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