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weapons of mass deception

Large protruding breasts which are used by women to get their way
I tried to be strong then she flashed me her weapons of mass deception
by Barny July 9, 2003
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Qi-deviation

The overdrive of qi-energy within one's body with results in explosion of organs and bleeding from all points of human body. This term comes from Anciet Chinese medicine and was popularised by danmei fandom. Term is used on Anciet Chinese Gay Fantasy twitter to express strong feelings such as exhaustion, exasperation and intens fangirling and just dieing for your favorite content.
Mio: oh my dianxia, I'll go in full qi-deviation if donghua shows us scene with topless San Lang.

Run: The last chapter was full of knifes, I was near to qi-deviet
by Liuqinggeownsmyass December 5, 2019
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diamond deception

the illusion, manifesting a few days after becoming engaged, that women you know other than your fiancée have become vastly more attractive than they were before your engagement, causing you to temporarily question your decision to propose.

Origin: The engagement is sealed with a diamond ring, and your female friends aren't actually any more attractive than they used to be; hence, the "diamond deception."
Guy 1: Hey, congratulations on your engagement last week!
Guy 2: Thanks, bro.
Guy 1: How does it feel?
Guy 2: Well, honestly, these last few days I've been noticing how hot all my female friends are. But now that I'm engaged to be married, I'll never be with any other naked woman again!
Guy 1: Oh man... you're totally suffering from the diamond deception!
by newfiance July 1, 2010
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Deception Tab Shift

When you deceive your parents that you doing homework by shifting tabs. You put google on one tab and you put the actual website you looking at on another.
Deception Tab Shift

Alex is on facebook
Mom comes in
Alex shifts to google
Mom smiles and leaves room
Alex goes back to facebook
by Almanianc3D May 3, 2010
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depleption

the act of depleping; to be graze upon by misfortune but good.
abby, please don’t don’t do that thing called depleption to me.
by shut up brad February 13, 2021
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Systemtic Deception

Jimmy falsely believed the earth was a globe because of Systemtic Deception
Marys systemic deception prevented her from believing in our creator.

The act of making a people believe something that's false through various systems like schools, churches, pseudo science, cosmology, evolution and other forms of indoctrination in order too control a false narrative.
'Jimmy' falsely believed the earth was a globe because of Systemtic Deception
by Scotovna November 12, 2020
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Standard Gossard Deviation

The point in time when although things are working fine a complete system restart has occured
Them: How'd things go last night during registration?

Me: Well as you can see by this graph, thigs were working but here you see the standard gossard deviation, then it was busy again.

Them: What an idiot!
by justsomeahole February 28, 2012
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