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Dennis Langevin

A strange bald creature that somehow managed to get his job as the Hendrick Middle School Orchestra Director, despite his love for souls and mustard. He will often scream at random times and scare small children. This of course is why he teaches middle school, not elementary school. He has no soul, but he DOES have a heart. This is why he takes the souls of his students, and band kids. He uses them to keep him alive. He stores his souls in a closet to consume later on. Dennis Langevin is not only powered by souls, but his love for Starbucks. There are many theories about Dennis Langevin. None of these theories are ever true however. No one has, and ever will know the truth about Dennis Langevin.
Dennis Langevin loves to eat souls with mustard, and wash it down with his Starbucks.
by RyanS34 February 21, 2017
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The Dennis System

Made famous in the tv series It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis Reynold's fool proff system to get any girls undying love and devotion for life.

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nuture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Seperate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.
Kalee- "The pizzas good."
Dennis- "Your the one thats good."
The Dennis System
by delamp November 21, 2009
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Dennis

Generous, understanding, smart, and very talented. He is as sharp and as quick-witted as Jim Carrey on speed, but he can also sometimes be brooding like Marlon Brando. He's a strange one, but he will leave you laughing anytime you see him. He has a cute self-consciousness about him that is very charming. He is so gifted that everything just comes to him naturally and effortlessly, but he genuinely thinks he sucks at everything when in fact he doesn't. Which is fine, because that makes him try ten times harder than anybody else at anything that he does. He is also very tough. Stories tell of him wrestling a pack of hungry coyotes that were messing with his cat. Don't ask what happened to those coyotes. He's just one of those few people that have a commanding presence about them, and you instantly recognize him when he steps into a room. Mere mortals tremble by his very presence, but he doesn't see you this way. He is never judgmental towards others, which is refreshing to see. He is very empathetic and always wants to relate to others. I think he's an artist, and a damn good one, but he cringes when hearing that word. He has great difficulty receiving compliments, of all things, and I cannot figure out why. Did I mention he's handsome? He looks like Johnny Depp. On a bad day. His wit, humor, handsomeness, and all around awesomeness, makes me think that he is the reincarnation of Cary Grant.
Dennis: Why are you so good to me?

You: Shall I climb up and tell you why?

Dennis: Lol.
by dont delete me April 18, 2013
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dennisse

Dennisse is girl strong who can take anything, it makes people happy when they are sad. She can make her friends happy
Dennisse help their family and friends when they are sad
by Osafeliz March 14, 2017
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Denisa

Denisa is a beautiful green eyes girl. She loves to draw and she likes helping people. She is skinny, has a beautiful hair. She is very caring and cute
Oh it's Denisa. Look at her eyes
by Random. X. July 7, 2019
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Denisa

DENISA - means GODDESS OF WINE, freedom, Mountain of Zeus. Originally from Spanish name Dionysos (Bachus), son on Zeus. Dionysos was known as Liberator - freeing one from normal self, by madness, ecstasy or wine. Established "cult of the souls" and was known for his ability to preside over communication between the living and the dead.
Denisa pushed us out of the bathroom, so the soap's in Rudy's eyes and she wouldn't let me rinse out the shampoo (Bill Cosby show)... The best road to progress is Freedom's road.
by anonymous Delicious De February 4, 2010
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dennise

Omg Dennise is such a girl boss.
by unicornshitlover May 25, 2021
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