Denterexic

When someone has white teeth but they think that their teeth are yellow so they obsess over brushing their teeth/whitening them. Similar to anorexia but involving an obsession over teeth rather than weight.

Jim: "My teeth look so yellow today."
Bob: "Dude your teeth look completely fine. They actually look pretty white today."
Jim: "Oh, we'll I'm just gonna brush my teeth again later anyway."
Bob: "Wow you actually have a problem. You might even be denterexic."

by Unknown denterexic patient April 26, 2013

Denver Donkeys

The Broncos football team when they are playing like trash we call them “the Denver donkeys” because they’re kicking their own ass in football.

The Denver Broncos aren’t playing like the Broncos. Those damn Denver Donkeys

by The Denver Donks March 27, 2021

9/ 11 Deniers

A group of 9 people who aren't putting up with the number 11 bullshit!!

We are the 9/ 11 Deniers. We call bullshit with the number 11

by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut January 8, 2023

denier

One of the most important features of tights is the denier. Denier is a unit of weight used for determining the fineness or thickness of the tights. The lower the denier value, the more fragile, sheer, and thinner the tights are. The higher the number the more opaque, thicker, stronger the tights.

Amy: I want the 200 denier black tights for fall/winter.
Angel: I want the red 40 denier tights, I could just look so cute with them and my outfit.

by Unknown-245 November 5, 2018

santa denier

Idiotic in-denial simpletons who desperately want to repudiate whom is clearly real.

You're a santa denier!? Let me guess, you think the parents deliver the presents??? You must be insane.

by squidb_ll December 4, 2020

Denver Spud

Tying a rubber band around your balls and then getting a hand job, sometimes paired with autoerotic asphyxiation.

"She didn't have any hair ties when I asked her for a Denver spud, so I had to settle for a bj."

by wet_duck August 20, 2013

Denver DP

When you play against a QB and a WR from the Denver Broncos in two different fantasy football leagues and they both score a shit ton of points against you.

Ginger Kid: Hey Boccio, I heard JT gave you a Denver DP this week.

Kris: Yeah, it sucked big time.

Ginger Kid: Oh well, at least you don't Charlie Chi's team.

Kris: True that.

by Wantomas September 6, 2013