anal dilatation test

An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.

As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 4, 2010

total devastation

San Francisco area rap group from the 90's whose lyrics focus on legalization of marijuana. Though they're comparable to Cypress Hill, they still have their own flow. There's also a Finnish Metal group named Total Devastation.

Total Devastation is difficult to find extra information on.

by asdfasdfasdfasdf October 29, 2006

Asian devastation

When your not satisfied from an Asian dick.

I realized I'm not having anymore Asian dick after the Asian Devastation

by UglyFarts123 December 18, 2017

defantation

a blessing bestowed upon those noticeably cheery or happy, leading to good luck or fortune

"dude, defantations on you man...you look really happy today."

"After she gave me her defantation i found 20 dollars on the street!"

by Liz and RJ July 12, 2005

Devastation trail

(n.) A trail in Hawaii that can also be used to describe a massive attack of diarrhea.

She had some bad beef and created a devastation trail in the bathroom.

by thzwhzshsd June 5, 2010

Devastation diet

When something traumatic happens in your life, you are getting by with finding the will to live. That you forget to eat.

Noun
Sally "Wow, You lost weight. What weight plan did you use?"

Bob"Devastation diet, my boyfriend broke up with me"

Devastation diet is the reason I got so thin.

by hugandkiss2424 February 3, 2022

Defacation of Character

1. To take a dump on someone's character: "Tom Sucks"

2. To take a dump on a character: "Mickey Mouse Sucks"

3. Malapropism uttered instead of "Defamation of Character".

Cathy:You should be careful talking about co-workers, you could get accused of "Defacation of Character".

Hannah: Hahahahahahahaha, you said "Defacation of Character"

Tom: "To the Urban Dictionary"!!!!

by Manhattantom April 8, 2013