Delbert

A guy that is amazing with a little twist, always great in bed, blessed with a 10 inch wang, and uses his tongue wisely. He will pretend to love you deeply but his heart is cold.

Get you a soul snatcher like Delbert, but don't get your heart broke by Delbert!

by Untamed shawty December 20, 2016

Delbert

A gangster with skill, he knows how to get women and is the no scope god as well as an excellent troller

Delbert knows how to troll good man

by XXXMACVVV December 6, 2017

Delbert

A name given to someone who repeatedly does retarded shit over and over again without realizing their an idiot.

Katheryne is such a Delbert, that is the second time shes locked her keys in her car this week!

by JRock7J November 14, 2014

Delbert Award

An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.

The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.

He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.

by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006

Derbert Bessingthwaite

A Derbert is a biomelecuelor structure found in small sheep. IT breathes blood and lives of the large intestine.

A Bessingthwaite is a larger version of the pure form that is a Derbert Bessingthwaite.

it is also harmul if injected into a human via testtubes.

'AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!! i have a Derbert!!!!'

"i'm sorry, u have 5 seconds to live"

by Uncle Bert March 10, 2004

Dedbert

Dedbert is a Youtuber, a Fortnite Nerd, Minecraft survivor pro, and He is a pervert, gay, Bisexual, and a Duck lover.

OMG IT'S A DEDBERT OVER THERE WHY IS ACTING SO GAY.

by BobberLover May 31, 2018

dirty Delbert

The act of sitting on the good furniture after smoking marijuana and leaving the stench behind.

He can't smoke over here any more, he always pulls a Dirty Delbert

by Doobie Do September 7, 2021