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by retardjew69 March 8, 2017

negotiated reality

When you tell a whopper of a lie with the expectation that people will believe a part of it. Similar to how things work in the real estate industry where someone who is trying to sell a property for $1 million will set a $1.2 million asking price. A politician might tell you that 4 US embassies are about to be attacked. Although no US embassies might be at risk, by lying and saying that 4 embassies were about to be attacked, you might walk away thinking that at least one embassy was at risk.

One person on the left will say 0 embassies were at risk and the other will say 4 were at risk, so you end up thinking that an embassy was at risk because 1 is between 0 and 4.

The fact that we believe even a kernel of what Trump says is negotiated reality.

by dc_united_99 January 18, 2020

regotiated

The ghetto version of negotiating, where you just argue more than compromise.

Lindsay and I regotiated so I could go to the homecoming dance instead of dressing up like Richard Simmons, but I just ended up stabbing her.

by ghettoblaster00 September 22, 2009

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

begotiate

- the combination of prayer and negotiation

- the art of negotiating an offer that you know has a very small chance of being accepted

- pretending you're in control of a negotiation on the outside while praying very hard on the inside

She wanted $20 000 for the car which actually was already $5000 below it's real value. I successfully begotiated her down to $17 000 over the phone by displaying an air of confidence while closing my eyes tightly and praying very hard.

by NagsterS October 6, 2011

devoticated

A combination of "dedicated" and "devoted".

She is devoticated to her spouse, and it can come off as creepy sometimes.

by fr3nch fr13s September 26, 2017

devoticated

A combination of "dedicated" and "devoted". This slang is basically used to describe someone who is way too loving.

Michael is devoticated to Alexandria. I think we should send him some help immediately.

by fr3nch fr13s September 26, 2017