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orgasm donation program

When someone is willing to provide another person sexual pleasure with absolutely zero expectation of receiving anything what-so-ever in return.
Her: "I owe you one, anything, you name it"

Him: "How about a no strings attached blowjob?"

Her: "Sorry I don't support the orgasm donation program, I only give as well as I receive."
by Mama fucker August 13, 2012
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When someone decorates a house for Christmas and puts 1000 too many decorations on their front lawn. It literally looks like someone ate 2000+ Christmas decorations the night before and had Severe Diarrhea on their small front lawn the next morning.

The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.

Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!
by Amanda Diarrhea December 13, 2009
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danonation

a group of people usually on tik tok who are obsessed/a fan of paul dano or as most people know him the riddlers actor
someone: bro did you hear about the danonation? seems kinda weird to me

me: what do you mean? im a part of it.
by old used sock April 18, 2022
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Danonation

1: hey whats the best fandom ever?
2: Danonation
by grasseater225 May 29, 2022
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autotrump donations

A nickname for the fundraising technique whereas a microscopic pre-checked box in an email solicitation allows the sly and savvy fraudster to legally suck multiple donations out of your bank account within a thirty-day period - unless you uncheck the virtually imperceptible box before submitting your donation.
My dying mother had no idea how generous she was actually being when she made her inadvertent autotrump donations to the trumpian greed machine during her final comatose days!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2021
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Degration

When you don’t know how to say degradation properly
Nix: God I love degration
Me: Do you mean degradation?
by Lunalux January 24, 2021
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donation to the urination station

just a fun way of saying ya gotta use the bathroom
My compliments to the chef... now if you'd excuse me, I have to go make a donation to the urination station.
by Brian Walking July 24, 2006
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