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Deflector Dome

1) A person with a very large, misshapen cranium, and cannot or does not remember or understand basic instruction 5 minutes after they have heard them and acknowledged said instructions.

2) Someone who says, "O.k." or "I will get it done." while staring blankly and obviously not grasping the information given.

3) Someone who has more interest in the bright lights overhead rather than interpreting the pertinent information given.
It's like Mike has a deflector dome!!! All information just bounces right off that guy!
by TheCradle September 6, 2007
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Bullshit Deflector

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).
Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.
by Teraknor April 23, 2016
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soul deflector

i) A shiny material used to protect one's knees from the rigours of time.
ii) Two words said in the privacy of a man's attic solely for the purpose of expressing one's utter denial of reality.
I cannot find my soul deflector. you there- place something upon your head or i shall have it removed by the powers that be.
by Some giddy idiot January 8, 2007
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pussy deflector

Headband from the anime naruto. Commonly worn as an repellant for the opposite sex by basement dwellers.
HEY CHAMP! TIRED OF GIRLS GOING CRAZY OVER YOU? TIRED OF THE SEEMINGLY ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF SEX?
WELL FRET NO MORE! WITH THE NEW THE PUSSY DEFLECTOR 9000! JUST STRAP THIS BABY ON AND RECITE A RANDOM NARTUO QUOTE.
by Joneija November 2, 2015
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dildo deflector

A life altering conundrum wherein life shakes your hand with a knife up its sleeve.
I didn't know whether or not to take Damon's offer of a ride home because I knew I'd end up in a dildo deflector later on when he'd try to give it to me in the butt.
by zackola January 13, 2008
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cock deflector

A cock deflector is a female that is 1)a definite eye sore but also 2)someone that is repulsive in every sense of the word. They cannot maintain conversation or flirt in a manner that is normal. Rather, they try and acquire anything with a cock. Lastly, 3)They are dirty and probably spread STI's. Essentially, cock deflectors make guys (owners of cocks) run in the opposite direction, whenever they approach.
Man, that is bitch needs to get off my ass. What a fuckin cock deflector.
by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2004
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Confirmation Deflector

Words used to avoid completely and confidently confirming something
Maybe you’re kind of right about the definition for confirmation deflector
by tbianchi31 February 25, 2019
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