Cowbell Deficiency

Cowbell Deficiency, also known as CBD, is an extreme medical condition. Victims of CBD are known to have high fever. The only known prescription of CBD is more cowbell.

Talk to your doctor if think you are suffering from CBD.

Intern to Doctor

I: "Doctor we have a new patient"
D: "What does he have"
I: "The only visible symptom this man has a fever, but it looks like he is dying."
D: "<softly>Cowbell Deficiency"
I: "What?"
D: "This man...has a fever...and the only prescription...is more cowbell."

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome

A common condition in which one does dot have enough caffeine in their system to operate normally. Symptoms include drowsiness, staring at walls, and an inability to tolerate other people, often accompanied by a headache. The only known cure is more caffeine.

George- "What's up with Steve today? He was staring at the wall, and the second I tried to talk to him, he freaked out and told me to go away!"

Tom- "I'm afraid he's got Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome. I'll go grab him a coffee."

by Under-Caffeinated June 24, 2011

ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency)

A syndrome afflicting many individuals on the road, initially described from observing trends in Asian drivers. The underlying theory is a genetic defect that is unknown but may play a role in spatial orientation.

Observations include:

Inability to parallel park without hitting the curb several times, holding up the lane for close to 30 minutes and/or requiring your passenger to exit the vehicle to assist you by direction or switching seats.
Swerving from lane to lane at very slow speeds (20 mph less than posted limit)
Turning into a one way street or going against the direction of traffic more than once in a given year.
Frequent replacement of brake pads due to slamming on them milliseconds before contact

It took all 3 of us to get out of the car to help Jenn Wu park. I think her ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency) is acting up again, she must be off her meds.

I can't believe Xun Li flipped a bitch on a one-way street in the middle of the day! I don't want to say anything, but I think she has ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency).

by cricketchamp03 May 15, 2011

credit deficiency

Not having enough credits to be a normal college student. These kids are usually made fun of, even by gingers.

Dont stare, but Chris B. has credit deficiency.

by DJM2204 April 16, 2007

Dick Deficiency

When a girl goes too long without dick, which leads to personality changes, like being hangry. Symptoms include:
Bitchyness
Being irrational

Angry for no reason

Bethany has been bitchy ever since she broke up with her boyfriend, she must have a dick deficiency.

by Squilysquil October 25, 2016

Deicide

1) The act of killing a God, or deity as the name states. A mixture of deity (god) and homicide (the killing of man (and woman)).

2) The most brutal band alive, Glen Benton is a fucking satanic GENIUS!!!

1) If you were to kill a God, you would have commited Deicide.

2) Listen to "Scars of the Crucifix" and you will find out!

by Metal Insanity December 14, 2008

Song Deficient Disorder (SDD)

1. The disorder that causes a constant switching of songs while listening to a song or piece of music.

2. The inability to listen to a song or piece of music all of the way through.

3. The constant urge to change to another song before listening to a current song all the way through.

I could have really enjoyed that song if he hadn't changed it to the next one before it was even half of the way finished. He must have Song Deficient Disorder (SDD).

I hate listening to music with her. Her Song Deficient Disorder (SDD) gets on my nerves!

I think I have Song Deficient Disorder (SDD). I can't listen to a song more than a minute without feeling the urge to change it, even if I love the song.

by twheel September 13, 2010