Desert Goggles

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.

Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.

by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010

Desert Toad

That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.

Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!

by RudePill April 23, 2017

Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.

After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.

by M Mac April 18, 2010

Desert Rat

Someone who was born, raised, or has most of their life in the desert and is proud of where they come from because of the beauty the desert holds. Most associated with people for the Southwest; such as Western Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and parts of SoCal.

She moved to Portland, but will always be a desert rat at heart.

by Victoriaa33 September 28, 2017

Splurt Dessert

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.

“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”

by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

A line said by Arthur Fleck / Joker in the 2019 hit movie Joker. Arthur said this line right before he shot the TV host Murray Franklin in the head for mocking him previously.

Joker: How about another joke Murray?

Murray: No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loader with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?!

Murray: Call the police!

Joker: I'll tell you get you get, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE! *pow*

by NUBBYNUB December 14, 2019

Desert mountain high school

Drugs, rich bitches, and shitty sports teams.

If you want a low self esteem and an STD, you should go to desert mountain high school.

by Ucanthankmel8r January 9, 2019