Derbert Bessingthwaite

A Derbert is a biomelecuelor structure found in small sheep. IT breathes blood and lives of the large intestine.

A Bessingthwaite is a larger version of the pure form that is a Derbert Bessingthwaite.

it is also harmul if injected into a human via testtubes.

'AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!! i have a Derbert!!!!'

"i'm sorry, u have 5 seconds to live"

by Uncle Bert March 10, 2004

dirty Delbert

The act of sitting on the good furniture after smoking marijuana and leaving the stench behind.

He can't smoke over here any more, he always pulls a Dirty Delbert

by Doobie Do September 7, 2021

Derbert

A roller derby pervert. Someone who watches women's roller derby just for the T&A.

I see that lone creepy dude every bout. He always sits in the stands with his binoculars, what a derbert.

by PizzlefoShizzle November 9, 2009

deeberto

A deeberto is a dude who brazialinizes his name into a singular handle in order to try and impress people with his soccer skills. Usually a men's leaguer who also has the latest and hottest gear, but sadly zero game.

Calvin: He check out the new player on the Gunners, damn those are some sweet kicks he's wearing. Could be a player.

Mark: Nah, he is just some deeberto trying to play the part. Odds are he's horrible.

by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013

Delbert

Smokes weed

Delbert are always stoned

by Stoneyeyesz September 8, 2019

Delbert

Verb: to render a bathroom unusable for hours from excessive stationary stench.

I wanted to go take a shit but the bathroom got delberted.

He got banished from using the main office toilet because everytime he used it he would delbert it.

by Rancid Panda August 30, 2019

delbert

The act of making something harder than it really is financially.

I was delberted earlier when I was unable approve a customer with and 840 fico score.

by Tk the realist January 28, 2006