sweeping declaration

A broad, and life-changing statement popularized by Marshall Erikson from How I Met Your Mother.

SWEEPING DECLARATION!!!! I AM NEVER GETTING DRUNK AGAIN!

by Tonight we dance June 10, 2014

Declan McKenna

Soft vegan boi who makes good tunes, is secretly tol and super sassy about politics.

I cry about Declan McKenna 2 to 3 times a day

by whateven123 January 22, 2017

Declaying

When one delays having a clay (a poo poo) due to other pressing social commitments, while the decaying fecal matter proceeds to knock on heaven's backdoor, resulting in warm, rumbling seepage and pungent methane emmisions, harmful to the environment and those in close proximity.

Particularly prevalent first thing, when other more trivial matters are prioritised, eg going to work, taking children to school, etc.

"Oh shit I'm late... I'll have to declay until break time now"

"I've been declaying all morning for you love!"

by Amber Heard's Bed September 21, 2023

Declaration of War

When you set the lock screen on your school computer to chocolate milk but the person who uses the computer in the period after you sets it to regular milk.

"I didn't want it to have to come to this, but your heinous acts have left me no choice. What you have presented me is a Declaration of War."

by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

no declan december

during this month all declans most become non exsistant. if you see a declan you can legally tell him to shut up and die.

holly: oh hey is that declan?
ally: yeah it is.
declan: ayo-
danika: its no declan december GET OUT

by martyforpresident February 10, 2021

Decaf person

A person who is so boring they make you yawn

P1: Josh was such a decaf person I thought I was going to die of boredom

P2: Lol what'd he do
P1: He didn't do anything literally

P2: oof

by 131313131313131313131313 April 9, 2021

Declan McKenna

A very tol sassy vegan boi, who is the queen of glitter, makes cool tunes, and mind boggling tweets.

I watch Declan Mckenna memes 2 to 6 times a day, and watch him have a little giggle.

by FLORISOL February 12, 2018