Decimate 

Word that sounds better than wrecked or destroyed because it more formal could be used in different terms

Dude I totally decimated that table after I jumped on it.

Decimate by Water Nugget Lover March 2, 2021

Decimate 

The problem is that he's a humorless dork.

Hym "Oh I would totally decimate the restaurant."

Chick "What you don't want to marry me?"

Hym "YOU don't want to decimate a restaurant full of people? We could set charges under the foundation... Go to the neighboring building... Hit the detonator together- It'd be like the end of Fight Club!"

Chick "What's Fight Club? (She hasn't seen Fight Club!?)"

Hym "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FIGHT CLUB!? We need to go watch Fight Club immediately! (And that's how you get her into you apartment for a raw-doggin)"

A fucking dork "Aaakshually I'd by a fake ring because I wouldn't ever kill people! Wouldn't ever do that!"

Hym "DORK! NO MID-FIGHT CLUB SEX FOR YOU! BAD!"

Decimate by Hym Iam September 6, 2024

Decimate your d*ck day 

On June 14 of every year is decimate your dick day in which you must nut 5 times or more in one day to pass the test

Oh no bro its Decimate your d*ck day tomorrow

Decimate your d*ck day by Habe December 19, 2020

decimate your dick december 

After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.

Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.

decimate your dick december by CowlickIsPog November 4, 2022

Decimeter peter

An abnormally small penis.

Girl: "Let's see what we have here..."

*zip*

"Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me with that decimeter peter?"

Guy: "Damn."

Decimeter peter by chubblywubbly April 18, 2009

the decimation 

The result of Thanos balancing the universe by snapping his fingers. But since no one saw this happen it is referred to as 'The Decimation.'

The decimation caused us to loose friends, family, and a part of ourselves.

the decimation by Hello,world! December 10, 2018

decimating the Pinocchio 

Masturbating with a penis aka Pinocchio nose

Angela said he was off decimating the Pinocchio

decimating the Pinocchio by Phangela April 25, 2019