Decapachav

A Burberry cap which when placed on a chavs head will send out blades from the inside, thus, if done correctly removing a significant part of the head and therefore ridding us of the vermin that we call "The Chavs".

Chav 1: Aiiiighhhtttt mateee check out this new Decapachav dat I stole

Chav 2: Sick bluuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddddddddddd!!!

Chav 1: Lemee just try it on-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by InsomniacDino January 22, 2010

decafficate

To shit your pants after a triple expresso or large amount of caffeine

I decafficated all over the floor in starbucks this morning

by Bogfresh December 16, 2013

Decapatepic

10 x epic; something very epic

Wow, you just learned a new skateboard trick, that’s decapatepic

by Robobo Bobo April 13, 2019

switch to decaf

Saying used to tell someone to chill out or calm down. Usually used when dealing with overly energetic annoying people.

That guy Sal at the party just wouldn't shut the fuck up and kept talking over everyone, so I told him to "switch to decaf" or leave.

by flyindutchman April 9, 2015

decaf

Coffee without coffee

"What the shit is up with this coffee?"
"It's decaf"
"There's no coffee in decaf!"

by El Diablo2 December 25, 2007

decadank

A mind-blowing desert that is both decadent and dank. A decadank desert is for those that like taking their sweet tooth and/or munchies craving to a higher level of full-sensory satisfaction.

"Last night Tracy, Rachel and Alyssa hooked up the illist decadank desert I've ever had... coconut bliss ice cream in between two homemade hemp double chocolate chip cookies, with fresh strawberries mixed with Godiva chocolate liquor... I had a really long deliciogasm and was sugarstoned till morning"

"Damn, that sounds dope as fuck, invite me over next time!"

"Sorry man, you're gonna have to find your own kitchen savvy princess posse to chill with bro, Im not sharing this poontacular tastycake."

by veganic June 17, 2009

Decaffitated

Someone secretly switching your coffee to decaf thus rendering you useless.

I was kind of a dick to the guy at starbucks today, I think he may have decaffitated me.

by Craylon Jennings December 14, 2010