decafate

The act of purging after drinking coffee, anally or otherwise.

Two lattes and I needed to decafate bad.

by tsultrim June 18, 2013

decaf

description of music that has basslines redone specifically for subwoofers to hit harder. decaf music is also usually bass boosted.

He was playing Juicy J decaf music in his car during his car audio competition.

by crashtestsdatabase February 02, 2017

decaf

To perform an abortion on a cow.

Gawshdarnit, I had to decaf Bessie cuz Junior forgot to castrate the bull.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Decaf Mf

A mf who DOESN'T drink coffee or any caffeinated beverage

That Decaf Mf only drinks water

by darkestdarci March 15, 2023

Decaf person

A person who is so boring they make you yawn

P1: Josh was such a decaf person I thought I was going to die of boredom

P2: Lol what'd he do
P1: He didn't do anything literally

P2: oof

by 131313131313131313131313 April 09, 2021

switch to decaf

Saying used to tell someone to chill out or calm down. Usually used when dealing with overly energetic annoying people.

That guy Sal at the party just wouldn't shut the fuck up and kept talking over everyone, so I told him to "switch to decaf" or leave.

by flyindutchman April 09, 2015

Decaf poisoned

When, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.

I would have finished that assignment this morning, but I couldn't because it turns out that I was decaf poisoned. I fell asleep at my desk!

by coffeegirl678 August 23, 2011