Decaf 

Underage female

Check out the decaf.

You're fucked up.

When's her birthday haha

Decaf by Eric Luz April 12, 2017

Decaf Mf 

A mf who DOESN'T drink coffee or any caffeinated beverage

That Decaf Mf only drinks water

Decaf Mf by darkestdarci March 15, 2023

Decaf person 

A person who is so boring they make you yawn

P1: Josh was such a decaf person I thought I was going to die of boredom

P2: Lol what'd he do
P1: He didn't do anything literally

P2: oof

Decaf person by 131313131313131313131313 April 9, 2021

Decaf poisoned 

When, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.

I would have finished that assignment this morning, but I couldn't because it turns out that I was decaf poisoned. I fell asleep at my desk!

Decaf poisoned by coffeegirl678 August 25, 2011

decaf espresso 

An order so lame that when placed at a cafe or restaurant it leaves the server reliving memories of their lost virginity. An order of a decaf espresso is a drink so pointless that it is synonymous only with a hand job over the pants... those pants most likely being jeans.

"Dude, you ever had a decaf espresso?"
"Yeah once when I was like 13 but I wouldn't recommend it. My pants frayed and I totally chaffed."

or

"The movie theater was packed so all she could give me was a decaf espresso."

decaf espresso by rudy noodles August 31, 2011

decaf coffee 

A cheap substitute for coffee, taking away the insomnia and lovely hyperactivenass that defines the beverage. Do not support this blasthemeous liquid.

oh my god, that guy is drinking DECAF coffee! TRAITOR!

decaf coffee by slightlynutty1 April 9, 2012

Decaf-itation 

A sudden, gruesome event following self-inflicted caffeine deprivation.

Man, don't go cold turkey on that java; you risk decaf-itation

Decaf-itation by Original Robbo March 4, 2012