deposit fucked

The "ole deposit scam." The art of taking ones rental deposit monies for personal gain. A tactic used by landlords to keep deposit money, by making bogus claims. Common claims are not having the place "professionally cleaned" and reporting missing items (that were probably not in the place to start with)

i just got deposit fucked by my landlord for not cleaning the top of the light shade.

by messyp April 1, 2009

desprisity

adj. used to describe something that of or pertaining to desperation.

I mean Sigma Chi? It reeks of desprisity.

by HottMesss March 15, 2010

make a deposit

to shat, or to take a shit.

Hey man where are you going?
Im going to the bank to make a deposit

by Big Poppa 1984 November 25, 2004

cum deposit

Giving a girl your cum

Girl are you ready for my cum deposit.

by Ding December 5, 2016

Dump Truck Deposit

The act of taking a shit in a semi-public area (i.e. alley, sidewalk), transporting it and leaving it on the floorboard of the nearest unlocked car.

"Dude, I just made a Dump Truck Deposit in that mitsubishi outlander. There was some chick passed out in the seat, but I don't think she noticed."

by stinkassnixon March 12, 2010

Deposit

Polite way of saying shit, poo, a stool.

Abby is making a deposit in the bathroom.

by muonic February 10, 2010

Husky Deposit

A stool that is both large and bulky, yet still manages to settle to the bottom of the bowl without floating.

Mark smiled in satisfaction as he watched his Husky Deposit sink to the bottom of the bowl like a harpooned whale.

by Dex Abbott January 22, 2009