Darwing

A man who keeps to himself, usually shy but if you get to know him he won't be. He's serious about who he's friends with do him wrong and you'll never hear from him again.

He never talks he's just like Darwing.

by Truthfulx March 14, 2017

Darwin Award

The Darwin Award is a fictional award which is given out to people who commit acts of utter stupidity that often involve their own injury or even death. The name is derived from Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution (survival of the fittest), since the winners of the Darwin award aren't expected to survive long enough or remain capable of propagating their own hereditary stupidity. Some people attempt to win the Darwin award, however this is risky since if you don't get first place, you're just a dumbass with nothing to show for it but a hefty hospital bill and possibly funeral costs.

Dumbass: Dude, Steve just got sent to the hospital with third-degree burns after we tried to play Hot potato with a molotov cocktail, and I was wondering if you could-
Smartass: What, nominate you two for the Darwin award?
Dumbass: No, I was wondering if you wanted to play while he's in the hospital.
Smartass: (sigh)...

by The BXRabbit October 17, 2008

Darwin Claus

Darwin Clause is a mythical creature who delivers compressed carbon to all the little atheist boys and girls on sciencemas

Niel: Darwin Claus evolved down the chimney last night. He drank all the primordial soup and ate all the naturally selected cookies!

by Sniperfedex December 31, 2021

Darwin please be right

An exclamation, usually uttered after meeting a person who is stupid to the point that any reproduction on his or her part would mess up the gene pool horribly.

After meeting that ignoranus, I whispered, "Darwin please be right".

by T2master November 14, 2007

John Darwin

The famous canoeist from Hartlepool who faked his death for insurance purposes, whos name is now used in humourous phrases.
He is the reason why the area of Hartelpool, Seaton Carew is now known as "Seaton Canoe".

Trev's been missing for 2 weeks now, I think he's done a John Darwin.

Im sick of this s£$#t hole, I feel like doing a John Darwin.

by Moe UK February 22, 2009

Let’s Go Darwin

Let’s go Darwin is a play on the phrase “Let’s go Brandon”. It is used in response to those that spout misinformation or are anti-vax, specifically for the covid vaccines.

I’m not taking that dang jab. My neighbor that is a retired nurse said everyone in the hospital has the vaccine, and they’re all dying.

Okay Bob. Don’t get the vaccine and don’t seek help when you’re sick. Let’s go Darwin.

by Alphabet-soup2025 December 24, 2021

darwin fish

A metal fish decal that parodies the christian jesus fish that lots of people put on the back of their cars. It says 'DARWIN' inside the body of the fish and has feet, symbolizing the evolution of the species. Sometimes these fish have other things inside them, like the word 'Evolve'.

Because I believe in evolution and not creationism, I display a darwin fish on the back of my car.

by eostre September 16, 2005