deadliner

(noun) one who procrastinates until the actual deadline of a task or project.

Guy1: Isn't your term paper due tomorrow?
Guy2: Yeah...
Guy1: Why aren't you working on it?
Guy2: I'll work on it tomorrow...
Guy1:You're such a deadliner. You'll never get it done.

by rvanm March 21, 2011

dead ringer

when someone sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

darth vader forgot to turn off his cell phone in the theater. now they call him the dead ringer

by anon84392021 September 1, 2009

Chubby Derringer

1. Dick Lugar's name if he was a gangster.
2. Great name for a pornstar gangster.
3. A guy who's like a derringer revolver--a little small but plenty powerful.

1. Bro 1: Wouldn't it be cool if Dick Lugar ran the mob in Indiana?
Bro 2: He'd have to change his name to Chubby Derringer.
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!!

2. I need a good name for the mob boss in this porno I'm writing....Chubby Derringer!!

3. Chick 1: So how was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Chick 2: OMFG incredible he was like a chubby derringer!
Bros 1&2(sadly, because they're just plain small from all the steroids): extreme.....

by boosh chugger May 14, 2009

Dead Ringer

In old england people would be accidentally buried alive. When they finally realized this they decided to tie a bell to their wrist this way they could ring it if they were alive once buried. those who watched the graves at night is where they got the phrase "Graveyard Shift".

We've got a dead ringer.

by snowflake28 February 8, 2008

Dearinger

A bad ass mother fucker who you really don't wanna mess with! You really wish you could be a Dearinger.

Those Dearinger's are fucking crazy. I've seen one catch himself on fire just to prove he could!

by megmlm February 6, 2010

Dead Ringer

The phrase "dead ringer" comes from Old Medieval England when someone was pronounced dead they were quickly sent for burial due to no refrigeration in mortuaries. This led to some wrong diagnosis and the burial of people who were actually still alive. Many a resumed coffin has been found with server scatch marks on the inside. A contributor of this was the fact that beer, when drunk in large quantities from the old "lead beer mugs" made the thirsty person not only drunk but the appearance of being dead due to the fact the the chemical reaction between the beer and lead slowed the heart beat of the said thirsty person to such an extent that an over enthusiastic dockter may pronounce the drunkard, dead. However, if they were not buried so swiftly they would in fact wake up with no more than a regular and deserved "hangover". Once this was realized and before there was a ban on drinking out of the early beer mugs made of lead, people were buried with a bell so that they could ring it if they were to wake up while 6 feet under. This is also where "saved by the bell" comes from.

During a race or any gaming activity where a particular "unknown" participant excels, they can be termed a "dead ringer", in other words they are back from the dead.

by Boxer52 February 5, 2018

Deadriser

The greatest metal band ever created, although having not released any music yet. Deadriser is a Thrash/Speed/Industrial/Goth/Black/Death/
Doom/ Technical/ Grindcore/ DJENT/ Metalcore/ Hardcore/ Deathcore/ Beatdown/ Heavy metal band.

Deadriser is fuckin awesome, Deadriser is daddy, Deadriser is God. Deadriser raises the dead and then brutally murders them again.

by King Ktulu June 16, 2017