Damonism

"Damonism" is a common term (typically used by Generation X and Millennial's alike) associated with an obese, hippie-redneck from the DFW metroplex area of Texas. It is generally used to describe a pot smoking, kept man's (or house-bitch's) personal philosophy, daily behavior and manners, coupled with his greed and dishonesty. Specifically used as a catchall word for the following combination of words:

Pretentious
Unscrupulous
Bigoted
Manipulative
Prevaricator
Fabulist
Materialist
Uneducated
Unprofessional
Lazy
Hippie Redneck
Fraudster

His Damonism ruined the whole party
She reprimanded him for Damonism.
His Damonism knows no bounds.
If it were not for his Damonism, he would be a good guy.
Just an act of typical Damonism
Damonism is not allowed here
Stop it with the Damonism already
He hit me with some Damonism

by Unstoppable Karma September 9, 2019

Damon Salvatore

The god of vampire diaries and the most interesting and intriguing star on the show

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Girl 1: who’s that

Girl 2 : my man , Damon Salvatore

Girl 1: you wish!

by Chickalinda101 January 4, 2019

Fat Damon

Jesse Plemons

Jesse Plemons is Fat Damon.

by Hamdan November 7, 2020

ugly matt damon

Jessie Plemons

it was so heartbreaking when ugly matt damon killed that kid in Breaking Bad

by andrewisawesome May 2, 2018

dadmore

The name of a devastating claymore in the Call of Duty games. These usually are placed in random spots yet result in a double or sometimes even a triple kill. Often players will abuse the scavenger perk to plant multiple dadmores. This results in team victory nearly 100% of the time, and it will make the other team scream and complain after the game. When the other team starts talking, just keep replying "I'm better" until they stop talking or leave the game.

John: "Oh no... i think there are multiple tangos behind us!"

Adam: "It's alright, I murked those scrub sauces with a dadmore while they were trying to flank. I can't wait to tell them that I'm better!"

by firx71 December 9, 2010

damok

just "damn okay" but it's way easier to type

- L e v i a t h a n

wow, you're ugly now that I think about it.
*sniff* damok

by StopStalkingMyUrbanDict February 3, 2021

Damonness

A man who can be a complete charming douche while also being sweet in a twisted way.

One of the reason you love him so much is his.....damonness

by damon salvatores wife September 5, 2020