three day rule

An awesome rule, created by Jezus, explained by Barney Stinson in the sitcom How I met your mother.

The rule states that you should always wait three days before calling a girl. The three day rule was invented by Jezus, because he waited three days to resurrect.

Considered the fact that Barney Stinson stands behind this rule, makes the rule Awesome and legen... wait for it... dairy!

HIMYM season 4 episode 21 three day rule

by Thooms June 24, 2009

three day coma

The come down from methamphetamine.

When doing cris cold turkey I went into my three day coma, then I felt better.

by DDGDevice February 7, 2017

three day rule

House guests, like fish, need to be thrown out after three days.

I couldn't let Bob sleep on my couch forever, so I had to enforce the three day rule. -or- That fish was no good to cook so it must have broken the three day rule.

by jade_kadir September 25, 2006

Three day active wear

"When one is on a bender for three days while wearing the same clothes and still looking fresh."

Friend: "Nice clothes bro, I saw you wearing them yesterday"

Joe: "Yo man I am on a bender and I am still looking better than you while wearing my three day active wear."

by JoeTiff June 5, 2009

Three day rule

Another widely used "three day rule" has nothing to do with dating. This three day rule suggests to wait 3 days before responding to something another person does that infuriates you. The three day period gives you time to calm down and think so you are not just reacting from having a button pushed.

I wss ready to flame George but decided to follow the three day rule and let my emotions die down.

by OS3Psych February 1, 2009

three day plugger

The large, hard, round mass that ends up in your rectum after you don't move your bowels for three days.

Man, I was just soaked in sweat after having to get that three day plugger out!

by puffertw April 28, 2017

Three day dick

When a male goes unwashed for 3 or more days and then wants a blow job. Accumulation of crust or dick cheese is usually apparent. Especially heinous if you are uncircumcised.

Girl dont blow him.... he got three day dick!!!!

by Anight March 16, 2020