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David Cameron 

Current Prime Minister of the UK (just) and leader of the conservative party. Even with a failed Labour government, most of the press on his side and economic crisis he still could not get a majority so did a deal with the lib dems. This says a lot: Either he is extremly useless or most of the country really don't want a tory government...half and half really.

He is currently enjoying himself by cutting everything, puting even more people in poverty. For example, incapacity benefit is being cut. Like it was disabled poor people that caused this reccesion, and thus budget defecit. Evil.
But ofcourse David Cameron knows what it is like for the common person, being very rich and going eton isnt going to affect that...
David Cameron by link10 July 21, 2010
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David Cameron 

(noun)

1. Some random teacher that loves math, has tasteful humor, has a great teaching style, and constantly reminds his students to tell him if he is being an idiot that very day.

2. The less formal way of addressing Mr. Cameron.
Present Perfect, First Person Singular: He has reviewed the work and can say with certainty that DAVID CAMERON is not an idiot.
Present Simple, First Person Subjective: "That's no idiot! That's a David Cameron!"

david cameron 

the former tory prime minister whose own ego caused the downfall of the united kingdom by gambling his country's fate so he could get a majority and then ran away when it inevitably all went up in flames.

also he shagged a pig.
david cameron by tape6 December 14, 2019

David Cameron 

Guy 1: Whose your favorite British PM?

Guy 2: David Cameron. Bad bitch is sexy af. Makes me wish I was gay
David Cameron by Kralja June 4, 2024

David Cameron’d 

When a group of people are working on a project which is working perfectly and someone fucks it up. “THEY’VE DAVID CAMERON’D IT.”

Thats what David Cameron said 

A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to badly managing a government or lying/ballshiting to the general public.
Person 1: Im good at maths
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said

Person 1: I can help you
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said

Person 1: I want the Best for society
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said

David Cameroned

When you get dared to do something really crazy like shove your dick down a dead pig's mouth.
Mark: Why did you run around campus naked?
Kevin: I got David Cameroned into doing it
David Cameroned by J. Stern October 19, 2016