davidphobia

an intense fear of people named david

David: *exists*
Me: "AAAAAAAAA ITS A DAVID!!!"
Friend: "huh?"
Me: "I HAVE DAVIDPHOBIA!!"

by thatguycalledcrusty April 25, 2022

Ðælophobia

(th•æ•lə•fo•bi•ə)
The fear that someone in the world is taking a shіt.

Robin: help I have ðælophobia

by 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 May 24, 2023

Devophobia

Devophobia - the hate against developers for no reason at all

User 1: Hey ben how is you're game going?
User 2: I cannot talk about that or the mod "die" will ban me
48kgoat (server owner): I will.

- in groupchat -
Ben: thats devophobia

by urbanwriter111 June 27, 2023

Davidphobia

An extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to a person named David. This may be either due to inbuilt prejudice, or can be justified through the extensive evidence of David's exasperating behavior. It is not an illogical paranoia, it is a lifestyle choice. One that is fulfilling for those active in the field.

I participate in Davidphobia. Please do not interact with me if you are David.

by saturn's wife November 14, 2025