Dutch Fries

Fries that are soaked in condiment (eg ketchup, mayo or curry) as part of the Dutch tradition

I went to In n Out and my gf fed me some dutch fries

by maxxxxxxxxx1991 November 27, 2011

Caribbean Dutch Rudder

Splitting a handjob from a hooker with your homie to save money. The hooker will jerk both of you off simultaneously (that's why the have two hands) thus allowing you to split the hourly rate. This is typically only practiced within the Caribbean islands.

Friend 1: "Damn bro, I spent so much money on lap dances I don't have enough to get a handy. You wanna go to that whore house and split something?" friend 2: "sure let's go there and get a wankin' Caribbean Dutch rudder style!!"

by Bigsticky December 15, 2016

Dutch Tuxedo

A Dutch Tuxedo is a self induced condition in which you have farted in a coat, jump suit, snow suit, etc you are currently wearing. Your fart gets trapped and has only one place to escape: the neck opening. The fart is released directly into your own face.

You: Dude i just ripped one and it shot out the neck hole of my coat directly in my face!! Sick!!

Me: Nice Dutch Tuxedo you got there!!

by EazyNutz August 29, 2010

Dutch gonker

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.

I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.

by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

Dutch Pass

When you pass a vehicle which has been sitting at a red light immediately after the light turns green. This usually occurs when another car speeds by you, only to be stopped by the next red light. As you approach, the light turns green, giving you the go-ahead to zoom by and feel superior to the driver you have just passed.

John: Look at this jackass, speeding by just to get to the red light earlier than me.

Alex: The light just turned green and your lane is clear, give him the ol' Dutch Pass!

John: It feels good to be the superior driver.

by Adawgx August 12, 2018

dutch marines

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Dutch Marines looks like something you shouldn't look up on Urban Dictionary.

by LeafMaster2k17 April 21, 2018

Dutch Q-Tip

Coming in your partner's ear.

I gave Erica a Dutch Q-tip and the sperm burrowed into her brain.

by captain_mojo November 8, 2010