daughter

One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son.

From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover):

Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter!
Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber."

by Mike the Ekim January 2, 2006

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the child that mom will love until she gets in the way of mom's life, and dad will love no matter what. though he will fight with her over becoming a woman, wearing clothes that don't make her look like a shapeless blob, and give every boy the evil eye, even once she marries him.

mom: my daughter, you are my best friend! I love you my (insert dumb nickname here) what? you don't like my new boyfriend / husband / 'friend'? Go live with your father! You're just like him! I can't handle your smart mouth! Respect me!
dad: my princess! I love you, but I don't like your attitude! Daddy loves you so much! Go put on your brother's tee shirt, the one that makes you look like a shapeless blob! No you can't get married until you're 40!

by Invisigirl June 11, 2008

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daughters

The single greatest band ever to grace our stinking humankind with their music.

"When Daughters stepped on stage, I knew I was going to die."

by Carl August 27, 2003

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Daughters

A chaotic comical pornogrind band. their latest cd had 10 tracks and clocked in at just 11 minutes. This band is awesome in small doses, but will will give you a serious mindfuck if listened to for too long.

i dont give a shit about wood, im not a chemist!

by Liberate te ex Inferis October 11, 2004

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