Skip to main content

one direction detection

We've... Got... A... Plan!

Get ready for... ONE DIRECTION DETECTION.
by OneD Fandom Fan April 27, 2016
mugGet the one direction detection mug.

Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.
Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."
by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011
mugGet the Erection Detection mug.

daycation

A day trip. A day long vacation. Most daycations take place in amusement parks, or sometimes the beach.
Pete: Why weren't you at work yesterday?

Bill: Oh, the girlfriend and I took a daycation to six flags.
by bobmcd123 August 28, 2007
mugGet the daycation mug.

post-defecation euphoria

The unbridled joy experienced by a domestic house cat following a bowel movement. Often leads to abnormal playfulness and spurts of energy. Humans can experience this phenomenon, but the human response is more internalized.
The cat woke me up last night darting back and forth down the hallway. I'm guessing it was post-defecation euphoria. Can't blame the guy.
by doublepepperoni August 17, 2012
mugGet the post-defecation euphoria mug.

defecation hit the oscillation

A more polite way of saying the "shit hits the fan"
When I went in to see 'The Thing', and that guy's head sprouted legs, I knew the defecation hit the oscillation.
by hurricane47 June 12, 2010
mugGet the defecation hit the oscillation mug.

defecation-station

Synonymous with "the shitter"-the place in which you defecate, poop, shit, dump, fecal, expel excrement. The only place it is acceptable under social norms for a human being to do this act.
I'll just have to be late to school. Go on ahead without me I've got to hit up the defecation station. My brown is crowning.
by Timothy July 9, 2004
mugGet the defecation-station mug.

defecation

The most honorable and at the same time relaxing and emotional action in a man's mean day.
I have been decorated by the Queen of england herself for having taken a crap in the royal bathroom. The most noble defecation of the garter
by XxLorDxX November 23, 2010
mugGet the defecation mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email