1 f*cking your best friend's ex just to prove you're sex is superior to his or her sex

2 a moron, idiot

3 a dry piece of shit stuck to your arse, like a dingle-berry but smaller
1. Hey man, I went over to Sandy's house and pulled a dard...yep, she said I was totally better than you.

2 F*cking dard, you don't wipe before shitting.

3. Dude, the other day, I was going to the bathroom, and I shit, but I didn't wipe, and now, I got a dry dard stuck on my crack.
by LordDard August 6, 2006
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Dard is the game involving dice, drinks and cards. Each player receives an equal portion of a deck of cards. Each person battles to get a double or sandwich. Simple
"Sup fuckers, let's play dard" -Jude Shaw, Owen Miller, Max Daniels, All Milfs ever
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Dard is a person who bullied someone who sneaked into a bathroom and toom pictures
"Ahahah he is a loser just dard him"
by PopoKesen October 26, 2019
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Shorten form of dardy (the coolest form of cool)
Guy #1: Check out my new ride
Guy #2: Nice one dards!
by lol, wut? September 15, 2011
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1. Moron, freakin' idiot.

2. Piece of shit stuck to your ass crack.
1. F*cking dard, you don't wipe before shitting.

2. Dude, the other day, I was going to the bathroom, and I shit, but I didn't wipe, and now, I got a dry dard stuck on my crack.
by Roybertito January 2, 2006
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Anagram - drug and alcohol related diarrhea. Biological condition prone to those who attend the Palm Springs White Party
Danny headed back to the room to change outfits during the Sunday tea dance because he had DARD from partying too much the night before.
by Dardy4 the Party April 13, 2010
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–verb (used without object), dard
1.
to cease to live; undergo the complete and permanent cessation of all vital functions; become dead.
2.
(of something inanimate) to cease to exist.
3.
no longer living; deprived of life;
Beth got in an accident

Is she dard?

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Brad's body was found next to a dumpster.

How did he dard?
by rottedcockmeat June 22, 2011
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