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Louisiana Crab Dangler

A sexual position in which someone performs oral sex on their partner while doing an upside down backwards crab-walk across the floor.
Dude, she gave me Louisiana Crab Dangler the whole way from the kitchen to the bedroom.
by xvampirousx September 25, 2008
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Feeling dangerous

Used to describe someone who's feeling confident or more willing to take risks. Can also ironically describe a mundane activity as brave
Brad was feeling dangerous, so he backflipped and broke his spine
by CrisisMode October 4, 2021
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Ham Danglers

"That bird I nailed had wicked ham danglers."
by fragileart January 12, 2010
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Dandy Dangler

That otherwise dandy boy that enjoys walking around a men's locker room completely disrobed after showering. The Dandy Dangler type enjoy shaving, blow drying their hair and even introducing themselves and conducting conversations with others while completely naked.
Jeff: Back in a minute Broohhhh! Gotta run to the locker room and take a piss.
John: Ok Brahhhh! Watch out for that Ron guy that comes here. I saw him go in the locker room about 10 minutes ago.
Jeff: Great. That dude's a Dandy Dangler. He was chatting me up good the other day and I got no time for a sausage party in there.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
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Dangerous Person

A dangerous person person can be thought of as a person that is a threat, or can be someone that tries to act dangerous so they put other people's lives in risk just to prove that they are a Dangerous Person
The Most dangerous people are not dangerous people, its the people trying to prove that they are dangerous people.
Timmy is trying to act like he is a dangerous person.
by Ramsay2k November 2, 2019
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Dangered Wolf

www dot twitter dot com / dangeredwolf
by hueowo February 16, 2022
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Dangled Pardon

The disingenuous use of Presidential Power to favorably manipulate a targeted individual's behavior, while never intending to actually execute a pardon order.
Who sucked on the dangled pardon? Who lied, cheated, mis-directed authorities and forever soiled their reputation?...and Is STILL GOING TO FUCKING JAIL?...
by YAWA March 8, 2019
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