Xanecdote

a short and amusing or interesting story told about a real incident or person on xanax, or told while on xanax

"Kenny was mumbling some incomprehensible xanecdotes to me earlier before he passed out and drooled all over my shoe"

by Dr. Sanjay May 6, 2014

Canecdote

When you're Canadian trying to tell an anecdote that will make you seem cool, but you're too cucked to deliver.

-Dude!! Let me tell you an awesome story, last night I was at the cinema and this giant titties girl walks past...
-LOL and what, did you fuck her?
-Erm, um, not really, I got nervous when she walked past me....
-Pfff, nice Canecdote!

by magic_mac July 16, 2018

Manecdote

A short amusing or interesting story about a real incident or person from a male perspective.

Steve has some hilarious manecdotes.

by TheManecdotes October 12, 2018

Anecdote

a story told by a politician right before they demand you surrender some of your liberty

The Governor told an anecdote about covid-19 and then closed all bars in the state.

by Professional scapegoat November 11, 2020

Anecdote

That's an entirely situational occurrence. You're trying to take a single instance of a registration change resulting in a second ballot and apply it across all instances as though ALL instances of people receiving multiple ballots are the result of registration changes. So, your anecdotal evidence in no way applies to the 2020.

Hym "Hey, name politician who said this: 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency' Who was it? Who said it? Until you explain that, what could you possibly have to say regarding the absurdity of the claim that election fraud occurred? Whas it an accident? Did he MEAN the exact opposite of the thing he said? Why don't you make video about that? Do you have an anecdote to explain that one? Where'd your abortion 'rights' go shit-head? Where'd they go?"

by Hym Iam March 4, 2024

alphabetical anecdotes

Assorted "A-to-Z" bu**s**t tales supposedly relating past events, such as:
banecdotes: When you got shown da door fer misbehavin'
branecdotes: What da Scarecrow's thinking-organ was composed of
canecdotes: How da clutter of empty food-containers came to exist
clanecdotes: Where yer group of weird-a** "loyal followers" came from
fanecdotes: Same as above, only said dedicated admirers are now also swishing themselves wif pleated-paper breeze-makers :P
Franecdotes: How Miss Fine shocked and/or amused Max's family during her period as a nanny and/or Max's wife
glanecdotes: What one or more luscious-lipped chicks have done wif dat juicy head on yer you-know-what
granecdotes: Assorted goings-on during visits to "Big Ma's house"
klanecdotes: "The Five Orange Pips" and similar stories
LANecdotes: Da occasional service-blackouts and other assorted crap dat you endure regarding yer internet service
manecdotes: Assorted "cool dude" happenings
manicdotes: Various "totally hyper" goings-on

Additional examples of alphabetical anecdotes include:

nanecdotes: Same as da actress-Drescher-related definition above
panecdotes: Da assorted tough-sailor-clunking shenanigans dat Laurel and Hardy performed outside da saloon in "Live Ghost"
panicdotes: Da assorted terrified emotions dat said comic duo suffered when said swarthy brutes discovered dat they had been shanghaied
planecdotes: Various "here's what we're gonna do today" tales
ranecdotes: What happened during either Boston Marathons or horse-races
scanecdotes: Yer antivirus-software adventures
spanecdotes: Various gap-bridging events
Stanecdotes: Laurel's adventure-tales dat he later tells to Hardy
swanecdotes: Related In Louie Da Trumpeter's book
tanecdotes: Adventures in da sun
tranecdotes: What ya read about in an LGBTQ newsletter
vanicdotes: Hippie-movement adventures while tootling around da country in an old VW bus
wanicdotes: "Back when I was a scrawny weakling" stories dat a hard-muscled health-guru relates to his audience

by QuacksO November 19, 2025