Dairy Barn

Unique to Long Island, New York, Dairy Barn is a retail chain of drive-thru convenience stores found throughout Nassau and Suffolk counties. They are shaped like barns, complete with red paint and all. Customers can drive thru for cigarettes, beer and of course, milk. (Heads up: the don't carry dutches!) Most DB employees are extraordinarily quirky. The store in Syosset is infamous throughout the chain for its in-store antics. Definetly an experience for the out-of-town visitors. The Iced Tea is legendary.

Why get out of your car and deal with the broken english at 7-11? The dudes at Dairy Barn will hook it up with that sweet iced tea."

by The Milkman 39 December 6, 2010

Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!

Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!

by CountDisco October 22, 2012

Flairy Dairy

An action completed in any sport, but usually basketball that is so spectacular and done with such flair that the common athelete can only dream of achieving it.

Player 1: Man that behind the back pass was so flairy dairy it went right through my hands!

Player 2 : You're such a cracker.

by Narnia Street Baller November 29, 2009

Daiany

Daiany - a girl like no other, usually Daiany's are outgoing, friendly, fun, some tend to be Brazilian which makes them super hot. It's not a very common name just like the person who's one of a kind.

I wish I was as awesome and hot as Daiany .

by tchzns March 23, 2009

dairy hangers

Massive floppy fat tits on a fat middle-aged woman.

That old slag loves blokes looking at her Dairy Hangers

by Emma_bites February 13, 2007

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0

cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

a hilarious novel by jeff kinney about a middle school wimp named greg heffley. he has embarassing parents, a bully for an older brother, an annoying little brother, a dorky best friend, and a sad excuse of a social life. the books are freakin funny and if you don't like them, WTF?

Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes:
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.

Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie

Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!

by tatertottzz July 6, 2011