To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...
If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.
If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.
Tommy packed his car the night before Liz caught him mid Danger Yank. She wasn't even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the Datsun in gear, driving away from her bullshit. Glorious.
by Mjolnir12982 January 14, 2017
Get the Danger Yank mug.A nickname for 19 year old, south Florida rapper "xxxtentacion" (Jahseh Onfroy). In his first interview after being released from jail, he explains that the nickname refers to his penis size. He says the length of his penis is good (7 or 8 inches), but that the girth is lacking. He compares it to an E.T. finger. Despite this, he doesn't seem to encounter any sexual problems.
Me: I love X, he is my soul mate. I would do anything to be with him.
Drake: You wanna get with Young Dagger Dick?
Me: It's not the size of the wave that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. I wanna be his emo bitch.
Drake: You wanna get with Young Dagger Dick?
Me: It's not the size of the wave that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. I wanna be his emo bitch.
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In your 3rd trimester, when it feels like your baby is trying to dig his/her way out of your cervix with a teaspoon.
by MummysUKJuly2012 July 6, 2012
Get the Fanny Daggers mug.Optimus prime: OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER!! To save them and the galaxy we must find the four Cyber Planet Keys before the Decepticons can use them for evil. It is our mission. Hot Shot! Jetfire! Vector Prime! Landmine! Scattorshot! Optimus Prime! Transform and roll out!
by Ariel Aries May 23, 2021
Get the Our worlds are in danger mug.A male version of a gold digger, i.e. a guy who dates a chick for her money. Rather than digging the male uses his dagger to get the gold. He wants to know where the gold's at. He wants the gold.
Guy 1: Dude, his new girlfriend has a beach house in the Caribbean, lives on a golf resort in the states and has investment banking parents.
Guy 2: He is such a gold dagger.
Guy 2: He is such a gold dagger.
by xaviermoose October 20, 2010
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Get the Scallywagger Dagger mug.To take a swig of a beverage and follow it up by suddenly jerking your head backwards almost as if you were just shot in the face with a shotgun.
"Hey Robbo did you watch the footy last night?"
"Yeah mate it was heckers, how good was Dusty's post-match danger sip though during Cotchy's interview"
"Ahahaha fuck yeah, absolute mad cunt he is"
"Yeah mate it was heckers, how good was Dusty's post-match danger sip though during Cotchy's interview"
"Ahahaha fuck yeah, absolute mad cunt he is"
by The Schneiderman June 3, 2017
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