dacryphilia

sexual arousal by your partner's tears

Because of my dacryphilia, I couldn't help myself at my girlfriend's grandma's funeral.

by Justin December 28, 2003

Dafregcomfestil

A word used to describe the unpleasant smell that often emanates from the unwashed scrotum of a morbidly obese male.

A well known smell for a select few of unlucky individuals, it is often considered one of the worst smells known to man. The name is an anglicisation of a Xhicha phrase, roughly translated as 'the Rancid Breath of Satan's worst paid Eunuch'.

Attempts were made in the early part of the Second World War to synthesise the chemical compounds that make up the smell.

Unfortunately, all the scientists working on the project were driven insane by the many awful smells produced in the process, and in their madness founded the 'Shit in a Can' company.

Unfortunately for Pete, one whiff of dafregcomfestil coming from his genitals caused Wendy to vomit most of her lower intestine out of her body, resulting in a slow and painful death for her, and not the blowjob for him he was expecting for his 50th birthday.

by Dawn Hobbs October 4, 2009

dacryphilia

Being turned on by people's tears/crying aka mourning wood.

It's not cruelty, honey, just dacryphilia. Now now, ignore the boner and carry on crying.

by GrimmyX February 25, 2023

dachelise

To improve something to make it easier and better !

Your way!

1 Your told the do it how? Dchelise It! It will be easier and better

2 they couldn't have come up with a harder way to do something. I dachelise it and make it easier

by Kdash November 18, 2013

shoot or dare

This is a confrontation between unorganized and inexperienced gunmen, not wanting to back down or knowing when to shoot.

The young gangsters had their 9mms out playing shoot or dare with the Crips!

by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2021

dapreme

He has a humongous penis and he likes to get a blumpkin. He also posts disgusting ass memes on Snapchat. If you see dapreme hide your girl because he will take her with his memepage

Yo you saw Dapreme’s story last night?
Yea that shit was nasty

by Lil dick bill December 23, 2018

Dacey

A person who is rather gorgeous, caring and straight forward. She can be rather mute and come off as too overbearing or strong at first, but once she knows you she's rather acceptive, caring, kind, funny and protective of those she loves. She can be aggressive and a bit territorial when challenged or rubbed the wrong way: She'll be quite the mean bitch and rip you a new one (but only when she needs to be). She doesn't tolerate bullshit and isn't afraid to get into a fight. She's funny and loves to make others laugh- loving to laugh herself. She can often be a Dork, but she's still scared/concerned of what others think. She is a passionate lover and will easily fall in love, she wears her heart on her sleeve. She's a great kisser and can bring a lot of pleasure to the table. She can get very heated and intense quickly (if you can find her turn on spot ;D )- sometimes even kinky. She enjoy's pressure and likes to be pushed. She's very strong and intimidating but She still has a kind, gentle and fragile heart. She swallows pain & tears without a second thought She can be very stubborn, hard-headed and stand-offish. She is truly a great friend to have- listening to every word and only giving advise if She's 100% sure about what she is saying- otherwise she will simply let you vent. She is protective of her friends and family. She'll stand behind you all they way if your her friend or family member. If you have Dacey- for a lover, family member or a friend- never let her go.

"Who's that?"
"Dacey"
"Dang, She's Fine"

by I.Love.Dacey October 4, 2011