christian dabbing

A revolutionized form of Dabbing. This form allows one to not only indulge in their inner fantasies of dabbing but also be one with Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit. How it is performed is you place both palms together, as if praying to your lord and savior, then bow your head into one elbow while pointing your praying hands the other way.

Matthew: Hey John, have you experienced the holy spirit yet?
John: I am about to real soon, isn't that right Mark and Luke?
Mark and Luke: Oh yeah.
All Christian Dabbing
All together: Praise Jesus!

by TotallyNotAMoose October 5, 2017

get dabbed on

Another way of saying "get destroyed" but more polite.

Old Lady: Oh no, I dropped my cane
Gamer: get dabbed on

by the apple juice November 27, 2020

dabsent

When you are too high to show up to school or work because you took dabs (highly concentrated THC wax heated and used with a glass nail or a skillet)

Ben: Wow, that was a fat dab, I think I'm too posted to go to school now.

Evan : Yeah, I think I'm going to be dabsent too.

Ben : Unexcused dabsence, fooook yeah.

Evan : I'm hungry.

by scoobysnax September 3, 2012

dabbed out

When you are dabbed out, you are so high due to taking dabs (Butane Hash Oil) that you are in a state of (semi/un)consciousness.

It this level of high, the user is unable to take another dab, thus "dabbed out".

Tony: "Oh man it's so late but I haven't even caught a buzz yet... Are you tryin' to do another dab?"

Blake: *zzz*

Tony: "BLAKE! Wake the hell up man..."

Blake: "Wha-... Oh shit. Sorry man I've been smoking all day, I'm dabbed out."

by ace1023 October 21, 2013

Dabbington City

When you get faded in a hoe off of that penjamin.

Man: We're boutta take a trip to dabbington city, need I say more?

by JetCoi December 4, 2022

Dabbing Addiction Disorder

A disorder where a human is addicted to dabbing. Please stop dabbing. Please.

TIP: To know if you have the Dabbing Addiction Disorder, you must dab at least 222 times a day. Oh and the effect will stay for about four years;

*Person 1 dabs*
Person 2 : Oh gawd, dabbing is old
*Person 1 dabs 221 more times*
Person: You have the dabbing addiction disorder, you need help m8.

by woq January 7, 2017

dick-dabber

a male who uses one square of toilet paper to wipe off his driblets after he pees.

Bro 1: "Yo Matt dabs his dick after he pees"
Bro 2:"You mean he's a dick-dabber"
Bro 1:"Yea what a fucking pussy"

by Dawg1212 September 8, 2010