DSM

designated school midget

You guys know the DSM? I look like a giant next to her

by webster8674 July 07, 2019

DSM

Dick sucking mood

She in that DSM.

She gets in DSM in after exams

by Brwnfever September 09, 2020

DSM

Down Syndrome Midget. A little special person. A person who has down syndrome, and who is also a midget.

"Shirly is one HOT DSM!" "Yeah, so is that chick from Little People, Big Planet!"

by Esteef April 05, 2009

DSM

Devoures Shitloads of Money

Dude..I cant even put anymore loot into this DSM cause its running 16's.

by Maggie K May 08, 2005

DSM

Doesn't Stay Moving aka: Diamond-Star Motors.

Dude: Ya I had an Eclipse but ya the motor blew up.
Girl: So what motor is in it?
Dude: a DSM.
Girl: what does that stand for, Doesn't Stay Moving?

by She Burns May 29, 2007

DSM

1. short for "Dick Sucking Machine". used primarily as an insult
2. short for "Diagnostic and Statistical Manual" of mental disorders. can be seen in the movie "The Exorcism of Emily Rose"

Alex: Whoever helped u pick your colors must be a DSM

Gamer 1: dude, you just got pwned
Gamer 2: STFUDSM

(excerpt from "The Exorcism of Emily Rose") Lawyer: SUMMON THE DSM!!

by jollygiant August 22, 2006

DSM

A crappy awd car made from 89 to who the hell cars. the car is plague by the fact it is a mopar and is prone to actually running once in a while. everyone has one, but no ones drives them because they never run.

Dude John's dsm would own you if it were running

by notjohn August 12, 2006