Dryer Liar

A person who when using a public restroom that has electric hand dryers rather than paper towels, who doesn't wash their hands but pushes the button on the dryer before leaving, so that when they open the door, others may hear it running and just assume that they washed their hands.

I heard the hand dryer when John walked out, but he's not fooling me, he's just a dryer liar.

by R. Mooers February 10, 2009

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dryer sheet hitchhiker

A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.

Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

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Dryer Closet

Being too lazy to remove clothes from the dryer after the cycle finishes. Therefore, you just return to the dryer whenever you need clean clothes, as you would normally do in your closet.

Leann: Hey where is the T Shirt I usually sleep in?
Jim: Oh, I did laundry last week and I think it's in the dryer closet.
Leann: Lazy bastard.

by ChemEngr August 2, 2011

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Dryer Iron

To throw your cloths in the dryer to get the wrinkles out. Usually in the morning before work for about 10 minutes, or when ever your done in the bathroom.

Anne: My shirt looks like It was sitting in a damp corner all night.
Dale: Give it a quick dryer iron and go brush your teeth please.

by Bahccster May 11, 2010

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Dryer Felching

Dryer Felching:
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.

"Alden spent longer than he planned looking for a matching sock while dryer felching."

by Cervelo1 July 29, 2016

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