Doucher

One who is a repetitive Douche or Scumbag.

Asher is such a doucher, he leaves his wallet at home every time we go out to eat.

Doucher by Duppiedoo November 17, 2009

Doucher

Noun: Someone or something that is a Douche bag. May or may not also be a asshole.

Man, 90% of iphone owners are Douchers

Doucher by Shnuck April 1, 2009

doucher

Noun: A man that is a dick, but at the same time is not cool.

After the cool cat sits down with the girl the doucher is with, the doucher walks up and gets shitty with the cool cat that didn't know she wasn't alone.

Cool Cat: So, you just want to be a dick.
Doucher: Yes, that's right I am a dick.
Cool Cat: Well, I am a dick myself, but I'm cool, so are you going to be cool or what?
Doucher: No, I'm not cool.
Cool Cat: Well, you are a doucher.

doucher by Marcus Dee Williams March 5, 2011

doucher

One whos displays the atributes of a douche

Johny is such a doucher

doucher by crazycanadian1234 June 6, 2009

doucher

noun; pronounced (doosher) - a man who has children, specifically twins, before the age of twenty-one and marries the woman with which he conceived in order to make the "incident" seem more traditional

A college student gets his girlfriend pregnant on St. Patrick's Day. After finding out about the pregnancy, the two get married and move in with the man's parents. The newly weds have twins and the man's future all of a sudden becomes very bleak. This man is now a doucher.

doucher by Funk Master P April 8, 2009

Doucher

One who intentionally tries to disrupt a good thing. Can also be a cock block

Driver: Is that guy going to pass or just hang there.

Car passes and slows down in front of the car.


Passenger: Doucher!

Doucher by iamtechno December 20, 2008

Doucher

Someone, usually female, or feminine acting, that exhibits behavior to suggest he / she "douches"

Usually used in reference to a "pussy" or someone acting like a "pussy"

Someone so stupid, they don't even realize that "doucher" is an insult

"Dude, shut the fuck up, you fucking doucher"

"Did you see Amarosa, that kid is soooo stupid, what a doucher!'

Doucher by Souza July 14, 2004