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Domesticated Alpha Male

A guy who thinks he is the ultimate catch, the proverbial "legend in his own mind" . A guy with typical alpha male characteristics with the added bonus of a sensitive domesticated side but in reality he is just a weak, submissive, cuck who enjoys cleaning up his wife or girlfriend's box after one of her many side dicks nutted all up in her.
Mark wants everyone to think he's an alpha male but in reality he's just a pussy ass domesticated alpha male.
by Lil Sizzle August 1, 2022
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Domesticated Partnership

A relationship where one person (usually the male) believes he will be getting lucky soon, but hasnt made any progress. The woman can make him do anything and has tamed him like a domesticated animal. The relationship is non existent and considered a partnership.
Person 1: "Why is he so pussy whipped? All he does is drive her around, buy drinks for her, and make her dinner. Are they dating?"

Person 2: "Yeah, has he hit that yet?"

Person 3: No, they're just in a domesticated partnership
by MEGB11 March 29, 2011
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Domesticated Bum

A person who has a alcohol or drug problem, who sleeps where they land, wears the same clothes every day, but has a house/apartment that they live in, and otherwise appears to be normal.
Your alcoholic uncle Bill who you always find asleep in the middle of the kitchen floor naked after a night of binge drinking, that the family lovingly refers to as "your" domesticated bum.
by JadeBlueFox January 7, 2013
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Domesticated Bliss

The joy of belonging to a family.
I was in domesticated bliss living with my mom. She showed me love.
by Universal thought April 4, 2018
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domesticated cunt

A sorry clown who gets married, promptly secures his balls in his wife's purse, gets QUIET and SHY, and whose idea of top- shelf highlights is antique shopping for new porcelain dogs for his collection.
Man, the scumbag list has been pretty tame recently. Is Junker out sick with the clap again?" "No, fool. He's a domesticated cunt now." "For realz?" "Recognize, son. He's like a Ken doll down there, no junk at all.
by el ultimo patron January 5, 2011
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Domesticated foreigner

Hunter Biden's term for women who are legal foreign residents of the United States.
Where does Hunter Biden come up with terms such as domesticated foreigner anyways?
by Sexydimma June 18, 2021
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Domesticated Clown

A person that wears black clothes, has hair that is longer than shoulder length, and listens to a lot of heavy metal music. This type of person is normally a faggot.
by Anonymous User m00tles October 14, 2011
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