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dist-Urban Dictionary

The part of the Urban Dictionary that after reading makes you feel icky or otherwise disturbed.
I felt like I needed a showerd after reading the definitions for "Cleveland Steamer", "Cincinnati Bowtie" and "Alabama Hot Pocket" in the dist-Urban Dictionary.
by Drayuh February 16, 2009
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Meth-O-dist

A meth-o-dis is when a large group of meth users. Usually three or more,are doing meth an they skip someone .usually a meth mite an give thee pipe or straw or community syringe to Another person rather then the one who is next.
As Jerri continues the rotation in this game off puff puff pass Jerri skips Rachael an hands the pipe to Myke an clearly . Meth-O-dist! Rachael. !!!!!
by anonymous February 9, 2019
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Columbia Crack Dist. Ltd

The best group of people to walk the earth
Alexander: what is the name of our gc?
Sky:Columbia Crack Dist. Ltd
by BoOmGirl101 September 28, 2021
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Disting

Its when you go on the side of a female and fist there vagina and then with the other arm you simontanously fist there anus causing a double fist.
He angela wanna try disting?
by Ethan_Palmer_dowling April 19, 2024
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Dist finder

Well, we must first find out what a dist is. A dist is something of a females body part, like the clitoris, or clit. This word, however, can be used to describe a males body part, like their dick. Now on to a dist finder. When a man (or woman) looks for the parters dist. Also used as an insult, aimed toward a person, mostly someone "most likely to suck eggs" in highschool.
Girl: Dude, you are such a dist finder.

Guy: not my problem, yours for having such a small dist.

Example 2:
Man 1: Dude, that man is such a dist finder. He will never get laid.

Man 2: Yeah. Hehe.
by Paldiu January 10, 2011
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Dist

DIST - the act of dusting with a feather duster inserted in one's anus. Origin is a combination of FIST and DUST.
To the horror of the other patrons, John stuck a feather duster up his ass and began to DIST the countertop. "Oh my", he remarked "I thought you said social DISTING required"
by Rentalfloss February 14, 2022
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crispd from a dist

When someone talks shit about someone else while the subject of the shit talking is not present.

Derived from "roasting," but specifically in reference to a marshmallow (hence the roaster's distance).
Person A: Damn where's Brett's hairline? Even Blues clues can't find it
Person B: Yo you just got Brett crispd from a dist!
by 2nd cousin February 9, 2018
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