Dirty William

When a guy cums in a girls mouth after aggressive oral then a 1-2 minute makeout session then he eats her out

Guy 1: I want her do do a Dirty William

Guy 2: make sure to hit the gspot

by Shlong licker December 5, 2020

dirty willy

Noun: A slightly more extreme variation on the childish prank known as the wet willy. Instead of inserting a finger into your mouth and then into someone's ear with a twisting motion, you first insert your finger into your anus, then into the recipient's mouth. Twisting is optional.

"-Why did Suzie leave school early today?

-Johnny gave her a dirty willy and she threw up...

-HAHAHA sucks for her."

by FruitoftheLoomis October 18, 2010

Dirty Willa

To attack someone with a bucket of horse semen whilst yodeling then proceeding to have intercourse with a lactating camel.

I pulled such a Dirty Willa on jeremy last weekend

by NebJo November 8, 2022

Dirty Williams

When a man places beer straight into his rectum (through either a beer bottle, funnel, etc.), stands up, and has the beer drank straight out of his anus by his partner.

Advanced Move: Perform the Dirty Williams with a modified reach-around, treating the penis like a olde timey water well pump and allowing the release of beer upon each individual pump.

Jason was walking pretty funny last night. He must have received a skilled Dirty Williams.

by whitechocolate69 April 28, 2011

Dirty Willy Sanchez

A sexual act similar to the "Dirty Sanchez." While performing in the doggie style position, the man puts his index finger in the woman's anal cavity. He then removes his finger from her anus and rather than wipe it across her upper lip as in the dirty sanchez, he puts it in her ear (right or left depending on which hand he favors). The man then twists his finger as if he were performing a "wet willy" the common childhood prank.

Instead of giving her a shit mustache, he opted to give her the Dirty Willy Sanchez, putting his index finger in her ear.

by Will Nicholson November 24, 2006

Dirty William Dripfoe

When a boy breaks 6 of his ribs to suck his own dick while his mother cooks chimichanga on his deformed back.

-Jimmy did a Dirty William Dripfoe last night! He's in the hospital.

by Cachopolla April 16, 2022

Dirty William

When a man wipes his semen on to his top lip to make a moustache

russ gave himself a dirty william

by Doomsley October 7, 2016