Dildonic

Anything that even slightly resembles a dildo.

My glorious Blue Yeti brand microphone is dildonic. I like to put it in my asshole.

by Joey Auburn May 23, 2016

Dildonic

An 80s retro dildo fuck!!

I gave that skank a dildonic last night in that old hobo house.

by up teh butt September 7, 2007

Dildonic

An Object That looks rather like a dildo.
First used by Dapper Dog.

"that lamp Looks rather dildonic"

by potatoes worship me June 4, 2016

Dildonic

An item or object in the shape of the male genitalia.

Guy: Now thats very Dildonic cat

by Anamerogical girl April 16, 2019

Dildonic

behaving like, or showing characteristics similar to that of a large rubber penis.

I don't know what is wrong with Bobby today, but damn is he being dildonic.

by effing eff January 10, 2022

Dildonic

Phallic, Penis-shaped object

1. I dont like how Dildonic this wine bottle looks

2. This cologne has a Dildonic shape to it

3. You know those kids bubbles that have a Dildonic bottle to it?

by Undeadmex555 June 26, 2023

Dildonic Plague

Like the plagues of history, a dildonic plague starts with a single infected person that spreads their infection to others. The symptoms consist chiefly of being driven to such distraction and stupidity in the face of easily avoidable catastophe that others who are not infected become convinced that having a violently raging dildo lodged in some hidden orifice is the only reasonable explanation, and that this "disease" is active and spreading amongst others.

This morning, our website was down because someone forgot to renew the certificate! Then the shipping department shipped my packages to the wrong address. Not an hour later, some guy clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom by trying to flush it repeatedly. Finally, it ravaged operations, who accidentally canceled our Internet service! Someone should have taken the 10-inch vibrating mamba out of their ass before they came to work! We've got a freakin' dildonic plague on our hands!

by dirtforker February 8, 2020