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Dick-Prints

Where you have been gripping the penis during masturbation to the extent that you can see finger marks afterwards for an extended period of time. Usually in colder conditions.
"Man, I was tugging so hard those dick-prints didn't fade for an hour"

Also often known as, cock-prints.
by Landoddage. May 17, 2009
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Dick paint

lipstick once applied to your lips
that girl has some dick paint on her cock sucker
by drunkjeremy October 16, 2004
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Dick paint

After pooping, the male dips his dick in the poop and uses it as a paintbrush to paint on his partner.
After giving my girlfriend a Cleveland steamer, i got creative and dick painted my name on her chest.
by Bvaughn June 5, 2013
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paintbrush dick

A "paintbrush dick" is a semi-erect penis. Not hard enough to insert, instead bends like a paintbrush. I first heard it on Jim Norton's "Mouth Full of Shame" special.
He was so drunk last night all I got was paintbrush dick.
by Unchbo March 20, 2017
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Paint his lover's dick

1) When a gay guy doesn't wash his arse, shit ends up on the partner's dick
This dude like to paint his lover's dick.
by sexcsam2007 July 14, 2011
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carbon dickprint

The amount of money an individual or corporation is screwed out of by it's so called "carbon footprint"
1.The carbon dickprint to my utility bill is $40 a month.

2. Under the proposed cap and tax legislation, XYZ's carbon dickprint will be $10,000,000 a year.
by josjr March 29, 2010
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Dickpointment

I can't go to the movies tonight I have dickpointment.
by QUEENVPEREZ August 3, 2017
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