Liquid shit, lots of farts and pain in the ass. Watch out for it becuse there is nothing you can do agianst it. Here is a description of a really bad case of diarrhea.
Emily was the sexiest girl in the high school. A chubby brunette with a great body. But one day in the first school hour Emilys stomach rumbled. She had diarrhea. It was only by holding her anus tight and squeezing her butt cheeks tight together that she managed to hold it in. Just doing that was painful. Then after a hard day of holding the diarrhea in she rushed home. The boys coming bye on her way home was looking on her butt thinking it was sexy, not knowing that behind these was several liters of diarrhea waiting to be unleashed.
She got home and pulled crying her jeans down and placed her enormous butt on the toilet, just in time. The diarrhea came crackling out with such force that her anus was expanded until a soccer ball would be able to fit in it. Her butt cheeks was ripped long away from each other, and covered in the diarrhea that crackled out of her beautiful ass. Because of that she was screaming in pain and horror. Flies in the bathroom dropped dead from the smell of her shitting. It sounded like a great amount of wet sticky mud that together with compressed air was forced out of a too little hole. The diarrhea was also splatting onto the walls. Long after her stomach was finally empty.
The toilet was filled with shit, still bubbling with her methane gas. The toilet had broken under her bombing butt. She rushed to fix it all and soon the bathroom was good as new. In Monday she came to the school and the boys was thinking that her giant butt was sexy.
She got home and pulled crying her jeans down and placed her enormous butt on the toilet, just in time. The diarrhea came crackling out with such force that her anus was expanded until a soccer ball would be able to fit in it. Her butt cheeks was ripped long away from each other, and covered in the diarrhea that crackled out of her beautiful ass. Because of that she was screaming in pain and horror. Flies in the bathroom dropped dead from the smell of her shitting. It sounded like a great amount of wet sticky mud that together with compressed air was forced out of a too little hole. The diarrhea was also splatting onto the walls. Long after her stomach was finally empty.
The toilet was filled with shit, still bubbling with her methane gas. The toilet had broken under her bombing butt. She rushed to fix it all and soon the bathroom was good as new. In Monday she came to the school and the boys was thinking that her giant butt was sexy.
by ubtruk November 30, 2011
Get the Diarrhea mug.When liquid, watery crap comes flying out your ass at high speeds, destroying anything that isn't made of porcelain that gets in its way. Known for causing extreme amounts of pain. Similar to a shotgun, except it hurts the shooter more than the shot. For this reason, I like to call it "Shotgun Shit". Caused by eating too much fast food or anything from a Mexican food stand.
*After eating burrito from food stand*
To Mexican: Donde esta el bano?! Yo tengo diarrhea!
(Where is the bathroom?! I have diarrhea!)
-Yes, diarrhea is the same in both English and Spanish. I checked.
To Mexican: Donde esta el bano?! Yo tengo diarrhea!
(Where is the bathroom?! I have diarrhea!)
-Yes, diarrhea is the same in both English and Spanish. I checked.
by randomoscity November 13, 2010
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Extreme pooing. Uncontrolled and without warning. Can also be associated with wetness and loud noises. Can be violent or explosive.
Your face smells like fucking diarrhea
by Rizz March 7, 2005
Get the diarrhea mug.When your ass turns into Mt. St. Helens and spews molten rock and lava from your asshole. Depending on what you ate beforehand, the pain endured can range from a mild annoyance to the equivalent of a soldering iron shoved deep into your rectum.
(Person 1 hears violent screaming emitting from the bathroom door)
Person 1: Is someone getting murdered in there?
Person 2: Nah, it's just Jim. He got diarrhea from that Taco Bell he had earlier.
Person 1: Ah.. Poor Jim. :l
Person 1: Is someone getting murdered in there?
Person 2: Nah, it's just Jim. He got diarrhea from that Taco Bell he had earlier.
Person 1: Ah.. Poor Jim. :l
by DeviousPancake November 30, 2010
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It's what explodes out of your backside, stains the toilet and burns for weeks. typically the result of food poisoning or spicy stuffs. Can very in colour. Also can be used as an adjective or in phrases
when you're riding in a chevey and you feel something heavy
when you're riding on a harley and you feel something gnarly
when you're sitting in the grass and its coming out your ass
when you're riding in a boat and your pants begin to float
when you're scaling up a wall and your pants begin to fall
when you're sitting on the john and the toilet paper's gone
when you're running into first and your pants begin to burst
when you're on second base and your pants are out of place
when you're running into third and you feel a juicy turd
when you're sliding into home and you're pants begin to foam
It's what explodes out of your backside, stains the toilet and burns for weeks. typically the result of food poisoning or spicy stuffs. Can very in colour. Also can be used as an adjective or in phrases
Man that freaking taco bell gave me diarrhea
This project is totally diarrhea up the nose
This soup tastes like diarrhea
This project is totally diarrhea up the nose
This soup tastes like diarrhea
by Rayrayrainbow March 27, 2009
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Get the Diarrhea mug.The brown, and very gooy version of shit that comes out when food is rushed out of your body, usually from overeating fast food like Burger King/McDonalds. Oftentimes known to come out when trying to fart, other times without warning.
by Shredder October 31, 2004
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