Sunny Delight

Slogan: "For when your choices are even shittier than Sunny D"

A drink that tastes like a fat clown's asshole.

Ran the best commercial campaign ever, because they made forty of the same commercial, but with different actors in each one.
(Three guys in the backyard)
Person 1: (unrealistically enthusiastic) WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DRINK IN THE FRIDGE?!
Person 2: Well, we got some soda, some purple stuff, SUNNY DELIGHT!
by DeviousPancake November 28, 2010
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Diarrhea

When your ass turns into Mt. St. Helens and spews molten rock and lava from your asshole. Depending on what you ate beforehand, the pain endured can range from a mild annoyance to the equivalent of a soldering iron shoved deep into your rectum.
(Person 1 hears violent screaming emitting from the bathroom door)
Person 1: Is someone getting murdered in there?
Person 2: Nah, it's just Jim. He got diarrhea from that Taco Bell he had earlier.
Person 1: Ah.. Poor Jim. :l
by DeviousPancake November 28, 2010
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