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Denial

What you are accused of being in when whenever you contradict a baseless claim made by an idiot who couldn't otherwise win a debate against a Cheeto.
You: I'm not sure I agree with President Obama's position on the White Sox. I'm more of a Yankees fan.

Idiot: RACIST! The only reason you don't support his team is because HE'S BLACK!

You: Uh, what? I'm not a racist. I'm just not a White Sox guy.

Idiot: Ah...a racist in denial. Why don't you just admit it?

You: Look, I was adopted and raised by black parents. I have two brothers who are black. I love my family. Hell, most of the girls I've dated have been black. I spent three years in Kenya building water treatment facilities for black villagers. I am NOT a racist.

Idiot: Typical. 'Some of my best friends are black.' Yeah, right. You racist piece of crap. Maybe if you weren't in denial about it, I'd believe you.

You: Uh, what...?
by 3TX February 21, 2011
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Something you go into when something is extremely wrong and you know it but choose not to admit that something is true.
Bob:Hi
Larry: Hey there Girlfriend
Bob: Im a guy
Larry: like whatever
Bob:You are really gay Larry.
Larry: I am not
Bob: You are in denial
by gcgirl March 23, 2004
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The first sign that you are a Trekkie. Trekkie
I know I'm not a Trekkie...if you chose to call me one, I can't change your mind. I've been trying for months now and nothing works.
by Amy F August 30, 2003
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failure to acknowledge an unacceptable truth or emotion or to admit it into consciousness, used as a defense mechanism
Andrea: Chloe, you're a paintbrush irl!!

Chloe: What no! I'm not a paintbrush irl!
Zoe: waba laba ding dong (you're in denial)
by Doodoo J December 26, 2022
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The first stage of the grieving process where people try to reassure themselves that their loved one hasn't died, which is a completely normal grieving process because it is the brain's way of pacing the grieving process to deter one from going off the rails.
Denial is a normal part of the grieving process
by UltimateDoge September 2, 2022
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The acronym for the phrase: "Don't Even kNow I Am Lying."
When I'm in DENIAL, I 'don't even know I am lying' to myself.
by PURRfection January 26, 2019
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what all Kerry supporters are in and what Kerry himself is in, because he knows and i know and everyone else knows he didn't deserve these medals.another good definition is false hope.
If Kerry sincerely thinks he deserves any of the three supposed purple hearts he received, he is in serious denial!No one has yet too see the orders that were put in for all three of these medals.
by Shannon September 10, 2004
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